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Willow: I'm getting tired of the witch stereotype. If i see one more person dressed like a witch i'm going kill somebody...

*sees five women walk by dressed as witches*

Willow: oh-whuh-maybe i'll just go and scold them.


Next: Cordelia
 
Jonathan: You want a spell to make you look really cool you come to me.
Andrew: Sure but why waste time when you can just raise flying monkeys to rule over your enemies?
Warren: Or i can build you sexy robot mistress to get you through the lonely nights.

*their new friend gives them a funny expression*

Recruit: Yeah I just wanted to learn how to play D&D...

Next: Lorne
 
Lorne: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn’t possibly be any weirder than my hometown?
Lorne: Well, now I’m not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.

Next: Sheila Martini ( School Hard)
 
Sheila Martini: Don't mind me, I'm just here to serve the refreshments.
Dru: No, I said you're here as refreshments.

Next: Faith
 
Joyce: Soup is my remedy for making my sweet baby girl feel better.
Buffy: Good cos your sweet baby girl has been beating the crap out of vampires all night and she is ravenous! Gimme!


Next: Moloch
 
Giles: *looks around his new place* Well, I've moved now and not left a forwarding address. The door is locked and finally I won't have people just barging in.
Buffy: *barging in* Hi Giles! Nice place!
Giles: How did you... I really do give up.

Next: Dreg
 
Dreg: Your scrumptiousness, it is my solemn obligation to inform you of the bad news. Our latest efforts to locate the key have once again failed.
Glory: You are a useless hobbit, Dreg! Go sit in the useless hobbit corner! Wait! Fetch me my soothing beverage first. Then sit in the useless hobbit corner!

Next: Dawn
 
Dawn: How come I never get a boyfriend? Or a girlfriend? Everyone else does.
Buffy: Spike and Angel are currently free.
Dawn: You know what, being single is great.

Next: Snyder
 
Snyder: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

Next: Principal Fluitie
 
Flutie: I love this job. I feel I'm going to be principal here for a long, long time.

Next: Adam
 
Adam: I could take over the world with 100 cyborgs but I had better get computer technicians and mechanics as well as doctors for our military hospital. Anybody know a good garage?

Next: Clem
 
Clem: I get some funny looks from the human folk about my sagging skin, but what they fail to realise that my people go in the opposite direction - when i'm ninety my skin is going to be radiantly smooth.


Next: Caleb
 
Caleb: Now, you may not like me as a person, but if you do, please contact me as I have a job offer. Just how attached are you to your eyes?

Next: Ben
 
Ben: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".
Ben: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???

Next: The Judge
 
The Judge: I can smell the humanity on you. I shall burn you where you stand.
Buffy: I can smell something on you too. Burn...


Next: Vampire Willow
 
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