Incorrect Quotes #3

[NotASlayer]

Vampire Willow: This is interesting.
Vampire Xander: Really?
Vampire Willow: No. It's boring.

Next: The Master

 

[BibliophileAnn]

The Master: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Next: Kendra & Buffy

 

[Ethan Reigns]

Buffy: Tell me about the Salyer's Handbook.
Kendra: Well, it's got fifteen chapters...
Buffy: Bored now.


Next: Owen

 

[BibliophileAnn]

Owen: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

Next: Glory

 

[NotASlayer]

Glory: Why did the conjunction have to take place in this poky little town? The shopping possibilities are terrible. Dreg! Next time book the conjunction in New York!
Dreg: Err... I'm not sure how, Your Supreme Scrumptiousness.
Glory: Do you want me to get upset? Find a way!

Next: Riley

 

[BibliophileAnn]

Riley, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.


Next: Drusilla

 

[NotASlayer]

Drusilla: See the puppet dance! See him dance so prettily! Such a clever dancing puppet!
Spike: Dru, if you're going to make people into puppets, can't you at least use corpses? The screaming is getting on my nerves.

Next: Spike

 

[TheXandyman]

Spike: You're not seriously hoping for a proposal...
Harmony: You bet your heinie I am. And i expect a huge romantic display with flowers and doves! And a big beautiful ring!
Spike: I'm not buying you a sodding ring.
Harmony: Oh no, you can steal it. Just make sure you take it from a fresh kill - not some gross dug up corpse.
Spike: Well unfortunately that's all you're worth...


Next: Faith

 

[BibliophileAnn]

Faith: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

Next: Amanda

 

[Ethan Reigns]

Amanda: All those vampires go poof and turn into dust when I kill them. I hope they don't make me carry a vacuum cleaner with me to clean up all the dust.

Next: Olivia

 

[NotASlayer]

Olivia: So, I'm British. And I've shagged Giles a few times. That's pretty much all anyone knows about me. I am an enigma.

Next: Darla

 

[BibliophileAnn]

Darla: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Next: Balthazar

 

[NotASlayer]

Balthazar: I'm not fat... I'm just big-boned.
Buffy: Yeah... no-one's buying that.

Next: Giles

 

[BibliophileAnn]

Giles: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Next: Xander

 

[TheXandyman]

Xander: I've been told that i make puns to mask my insecurities...i'm very insecure about it.


Next: Willow and Anya

 

[BibliophileAnn]

Willow and Anya: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

Next: Cassandra Newton

 

[NotASlayer]

Cassie: I've got a bet placed on when I will die. Going to clean up!
Buffy: Err... how were you planning to collect?
Cassie: Dammit!

Next: Tara

 

[BibliophileAnn]

Tara: I’m a fool, not an idiot.

Next: Amy Madison

 

[TheXandyman]

Amy: I promise you that my lingering rat habits have warn off. I poop like a girl now. Do you have something to read?
Buffy: Sure. Magazines are on the coffee table.
Amy: Good. *takes a magazine* i'll be in the bedroom.
Buffy: ..........


Next: Fred

 

[NotASlayer]

Fred: Wesley, I have made a new invention!
Wesley: It looks very... spiky. And bladey. And sharpy. And pointy.
Fred: Yes, doesn't it look wonderful?
Wesley: I might have gone with doesn't it look lethal.
Fred: That's the point!
Wesley: Of which it has many.
Fred: I just need to test it.
Wesley: And I just need to leave now. I'm not running, merely walking extremely rapidly.
Fred: Are you a coward?
Wesley: *from a distance* Yes!

Next: Angel