Incorrect Quotes #3

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Angel: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

Next: Buffy
 
*at the Magic Box*
Anya: Buffy?
Buffy: Yes?
Anya: Do you see that young woman there? *indicates a customer*
Buffy: *hesitantly* "...yes."
Anya: Do you consider her attractive?
Buffy: Oh god, you aren't trying to set me up with a woman again are you?
Anya: I just asked if you considered her attractive.
Buffy: And if I said yes?
Anya: Then I would have suggested you ask her out on a date.
Buffy: *pleadingly* Why do you keep trying to set me up with women?
Anya: I just want you to find happiness in a relationship, and you have appalling luck with men.
Buffy: Oh god...
Anya: Yes, that is is frequently said when you reach the happiness moment.
Buffy: Oh god...
Anya: Yes. Repeating the phrase means you are achieving real happiness.

Next: Xander
 
Xander: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Next: lily Chantrerelle (Before she went by Anne)
 
Chantarelle: Call me... Chantarelle.
Spike: Gonna call you lunch. Given you named yourself after a bloody mushroom, that's only fair.
Dru: Such a lovely little mushroom she is, all glisteny and glowing.
Spike: Dru... have you been eating the magic mushrooms again?

Next: Wesley
 
Fred: I am not crazy. My mother had me tested.
Wesley: Really?
Fred: No. I just like the phrase.

Next: Lilah
 
Lilah: I told you not to screw with me but you went and screwed with me so now i will make you suffer. First i am going to beat you down then i am going to cut off all your fingers and yank out every last tooth from your flapping mouth.

Lindsey: Lilah are you threatening the trick or treaters?


Next: Lorne
 
Lonre: *holding up a tie* What do you think Angelcakes, does this clash with my suit?
Angel: Everything clashes with that suit. You clash with that suit.

Next: Angel
 
Angel: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Angel: *crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Next: Cordelia
 
Doyle: I'm right by your side, Angel. Whatever you need me to do, I dont care how dangerous it is. You just name it. I'm your man.
Angel: Cordelia wants someone to go shopping with her.
Doyle: I'm not your man. You take this one.

Next: Dawn
 
The Beast: I am all-powerful! I can defeat any challenger! No mortal can defeat me! Bring it on!
Faith: I challenge you to a foot race.
The Beast: Bugger. I didn't think of that.

Next: Spike
 
Spike: If i had a list of things that i gave a crap about, your name wouldn't be on it.

Next: The Master
 
The Master: You know what you can't get down here? Food deliveries. I can't wait to be able to order pizza.
Darla: You like pizza?
The Master: Of course not. The delivery boy is the food I want to eat. Imagine that; the little bags of blood just turn up to your door when you ring for them!

Next: Dru
 
Drusilla: William will always be my darling boy. He will never love anyone more than he loved me.
Harmony: Shaddap! You dont know what youre talking about! Spikey loves me the most! He said so himself!
Drusilla: Did he, now? When was that, then?
Harmony: Okay, fine, I dreamt it. But it still counts!


Next: Robin Wood
 
Robin: I hope you're paying attention, Buffy, I have a very interesting backstory.
Robin: Buffy? Buffy!
Buffy: Uh, what, no, I'm not asleep.

Next: Willow
 
Willow: My mother was very supportive when i told her i got into college. She even celebrated.
Buffy: That story doesn't explain why there's a dent in the front of her car.
Willow: Oh that was from when i told her i was gay.


Next: Cordelia
 
Cordelia: That outfit? So tacky. Who wears corsets?
Vampire Willow: What does it take to make you shut up?
Cordelia: I haven't finished. There's still plenty of things wrong with you to critique.
Vampire Willow: I'm in hell...

Next: Adam
 
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