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Holtz:I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

Next: Kate Lockley
 
Kate: Vampires are real.
Kendrick: Sure, they fly around in UFOs.
Kate: Don't be stupid. That's aliens.
Kendrick: You believe in aliens too?
Kate: Don't be daft. Aliens don't exist.

Next: Darla
 
Xander: I can honestly say that i'm the most funniest person in this room right now.
Cordelia: That has never been proven. Dorkiest, maybe.
Xander: Well you're the bitchiest in the room.
Cordelia: I'm cute enough to get away with it.
Buffy: Now we decide who's the strongest. Okay that's an obvious one.
Willow: I can't believe this conversation started with 'can someone pass the ketchup...'

Next: Sunday
 
**Sunday:** My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

Next: Angel
 
Angel: If you looked up 'insufferable' in a dictionary it would have a picture of your face under it.

Next: Gunn
 
Dawn: I have this teacher, she’s like a demon from hell… do you think maybe she’s actually a demon from hell?


Next Amanda
 
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Buffy: Ask Xander if he finds her attractive. That will tell you.
Amanda: "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date". That means non-fatal hitting is okay then, doesn't it?

Next: Giles
 
Giles: I've avoided coming here for many years - i have afterall never understood all the fuss - but having given it a try i'm quite proud to say that my mind has been open to new experiences.
Buffy: The Bronze should have a maximum age limit...


Next: Oz
 
*Buffy is watching Kendra pull weapons from her bag*
Kendra: This is Mr Pointy, my stake. You've met him before. This is Mr Stabby, my dagger. This is Mr Choppy, my sword.
Buffy: *Sticks her hand into the bag and randomly pulls something out* Does this have a name too? *Looks at what she is holding in horror*
Kendra: That is Mr Buzzy and he is mine. Get your own Mr Buzzy. *Takes it from Buffy*
Buffy: *Frantically wipes her hand* Oh god, oh god.
Kendra: Oh, you do have your own Mr Buzzy.

Next: Jenny Calendar
 
Cordelia: My new shoes are ruined. Ruined! You have any idea how much these cost me?! I went through hell to get these shoes!
Fred: Really? You bought those shoes in Pylea?
Cordelia: I don't even know how to respond to that...

Next: Groosalugg
 
**Groosalugg:** I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.
**Groosalugg:** When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

Next: Billy Fordham
 
Billy Fordham: Hey Buff! Remember me? Your childhood friend?
Buffy: I have literally never seen you before.

Next: Wesley
 
Wesley: What evidence do you have that i'm a dork?
Cordelia: You're a bookworm. They're all dorks.
Wesley: Well if what they say about smart boys is true then it must be true what they say about girls who used to cheerlead.
Cordelia: Hey i'm smart, buster!
Wesley: Yesterday i watched you polish a shoe with toothpaste.
Cordelia:........I was drunk.


Next: D'Hoffryn
 
**D’Hoffryn:** Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
**D’Hoffryn:** *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Next: Balthazar ( Bad Girls)
 
Balthazar: I don't know why people keep telling me about the Jenny Craig diet. I ate the food and the delivery girl but I still can't lose the weight.

Next: Numfar (Angel, in Pylea)
 
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