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Lorne: *groaning,pouring himself a hair of the dog* I tell you sweetcheeks, I can't cope with these early wakeups like I could when I was younger.
Fred: Lorne, it's 8PM.

Next: Oz
 
Oz: Hey, what's everybody up to?
Xander: Just chilling.
Giles: Xander, close the freezer door...


Next: Faith
 
Faith: Look how sharp it is. Think what it could do to you. Do you want me to stick it in you? Do you want me to make you bleed?
Buffy: Faith, please just carve the meat! We're starving!

Next: Gunn
 
Gunn: Alright, you gnarly son-of-a-bitch! You've made the fatal mistake of challenging me, now it's time for me to take you down! Come at me! That's it! Eat it, sucka'! Yah! Huh! Hah! Boo-yah!'
Angel: *pokes his head through the door* Um, Gunn, do you mind turning that game down? We're doing research in here.


Next: The Master
 
The Master: Darlaaaa
Darla: Yes Master
The Master: Why haven't you killed the slayer yet?
Darla: Not to fret master, I'll take a gun and kill her tonight.
The Master: Ooh excellent. Before you go, bring me my blood. Stir it with water to give it that fruit punch consistency I so love.

Next: Larry
 
Larry: Hey, Harris. You want pie and punch?
Xander: Ooh, yes please.
*Larry gives Xander a piece of pie, then punches him*


Next: Robin Wood
 
Robin: Hello. My name is Robin Wood. You killed my mother. Prepare to die.
Spike: You've got to be kidding me!

Next: Ethan Raynes.
 
Ethan: I promise I won't plan any devious spells against you.
Giles: I most certainly hope not. I'd hate to have to kill you.
Ethan: Always good to see you, old mate. *Ethan turns, and starts to flicker through a magic book on his desk* Ooh, that man has no idea what I'm going to do to him this time. But it's going to be big. And gruesome. This time, he won't be able t-'
Giles: You are aware I haven't left yet.
Ethan: Bugger...


Next: Glory
 
Tucker Wells: Wow, I like your temporary Tattoos! Temporary in that right now you're about to die! Hahahah!!

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Faith: To a lot of people love is just a game, but to me its a sport. So put on the padding.


Next: Angelus
 
Angelus: I feel like a kid in a candy store. Look at all this torture equipment!
Spike: I told you bringing him to Home Depot was a bad idea Dru.

Next: Doyle
 
DOYLE: Cordelia, I have something to tell you. I'm half demon.
CORDELIA: What a funny coincidence. As it happens, my coffee's half-fat.

NEXT: Wesley
 
Snyder: Why are you always in the school after closing hours?
Buffy: You want the long version or the short virgin?


NEXT: Tara
 
Kendra: I name my stake Mr. Pointy
Buffy: I have a stuffed pig named Mr. Gordo
Kendra: How sad.
Buffy: What?! But you just told me you named your stake-
Kendra: How very, very sad.

Next: Lilah
 
Scott: So what kind of men does Buffy like?
Willow: She goes for badboys; y'know, the tall, dark and mysterious broods who you only ever see walking around after dark?
Scott: Okay. Good. That's promising.
Willow:.......


Next: Maggie Walsh
 
Maggie: (To Adam) Yes, soon you will awaken. Soon, you will be alive. Sssooon, you will kills the nassty little Ssslayerss. Sssoon, my precioussss, sssoooon.

Next: Dru
 
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