Intelligent People (Who Say Stupid Things)

I had this convo with my sister:

Me: Want gum?
My sister: This doesn't taste like gum.
Me: Well it is!
My sister: Are you sure? It takes like cheese-
 
Mum: You can't give dogs raisens.
Me: Well that makes sense. You can't give them grapes.
Mum: What do grapes have to do with raisens?
 
My mum just did it!

"Oh look hun, there's a giant spider...I mean the police is outside."
"Lamest April Fools ever mom..."
"I'm serious. They have caught somekind of..."
"Spider?"
"Yes!"
"It's the police, why would they catch a spider?"
My mum just looks at me with this creeepy smile.
"It's a naughty one?"
 
E
Edmund Blackadder
Eggs on your face if a Spider with 4 sets of handcuffs just passed your window and you didn't see it!
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