Introducing the Face Bra

Skanky Vamp

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As if 2020 can get any weirder...

"A bizarre ‘face bra’ has claimed that it is able to “slim down your face” without the need for “painful diets” and “hours on the treadmill.” The device, dubbed Face Bra, claims to “get rid of your double chin” when you wear it three to four days a week for 40 minutes. All you need to do is to place it under the chin and pull the two straps upwards and attached it over the head. According to Face Bra, you can see up to 1 cm of chin reduction in just one 40 minute use. The website claims that the product “boosts your lymphatic system,” and you will start to notice fat reduction around the cheeks and chin area. Though there is no scientific evidence behind the product, it has received positive reviews by women who have claimed to use it."

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So...you get rid of a double chin but, because there's no need to watch your calorie intake, you end up with ripples of fat everywhere else? Yeah...let me think this one through. Thought about it -
2020: "hold my beer".
 
Following on from the post by @Ethan Reigns,
I remember Lemonade, Rasberryade, Creaming Soda they were flavours of Corona soda pop in Britain back in the 1970's and 1980's.
Any chance of getting Boris Johnson to have a mouthful as well?

Speaking of: any chance of Boris Johnson testing a Face Bra for Donald Trump?
 
As if 2020 can get any weirder...

"A bizarre ‘face bra’ has claimed that it is able to “slim down your face” without the need for “painful diets” and “hours on the treadmill.” The device, dubbed Face Bra, claims to “get rid of your double chin” when you wear it three to four days a week for 40 minutes. All you need to do is to place it under the chin and pull the two straps upwards and attached it over the head. According to Face Bra, you can see up to 1 cm of chin reduction in just one 40 minute use. The website claims that the product “boosts your lymphatic system,” and you will start to notice fat reduction around the cheeks and chin area. Though there is no scientific evidence behind the product, it has received positive reviews by women who have claimed to use it."

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This is simply the head strap from a CPAP machine, designed to keep your mouth shut while sleeping. It's been around for years. It's great to prevent snoring, but, believe me, my face isno slimmer now than when I first started using it years ago.
 
You know, I could take one of my old worn out bras, cut it into half, poke holes on the sides of the cup to put a string and I got a face bra mask, both recycling and following guidelines 😛
 
If you was going to do that you'd have to have two faces; then you'd need be Give Us Two Kisses. Sorry.
 
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