It happens to the best of us... (origionally was known "T.P shortage"... I think)

[Angel-babez01]

This was a thread a way long time ago. It was origionally created by Chasity (dunno if she's still a member here) but its no where to be seen... ok. WARNING: Thread could be thought of as discusting.



Ok so you're in a bathroom and had just gotten done taking a number 2... You reach over to get the T.P and relize that there isnt any... What do you do? :wigglinge

 

[Old Master 3.0]

LOL! I cannot believe you remember that TP thread. This is actually the THIRD incarnation of this wacky subject. 😛

By the way, just to let ya know, it wasn't Chasity, but RAYNE that started the TP threads. Chasity started a PEE thread. 😉

Anyhoo, let me start things off here with the same answer I gave in the very first TP thread....

Whenever I run out of TP for my bungholio.....I have this showerhead/hose type thingie in my shower, and all I do is screw off the showerhead, and blast the crack of my ass full force with moderately hot water from the the plain hose. Nice and clean, no muss, no fuss. 😀 :wigglinge :: wacko2


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[Angel-babez01]

LMFAO! You crazy man!

 

[Old Master 3.0]

LMFAO! You crazy man!

Lol...hey, it's either that or use the Daily News, and quite frankly, I'm not too keen on having an imprint of President Bush on my bootay....so it's the high-powered water jet for me. 😛

 

[Andy]

If I was in a public bathroom, I would start making all these farting noises until the people in the stalls next to me leave, and reach over and steal theirs. Or, since I would most likley have my scetchbook with me, I would rip out a piece of paper and use that.😀

 

[Angel-babez01]

Lol...hey, it's either that or use the Daily News, and quite frankly, I'm not too keen on having an imprint of President Bush on my bootay....so it's the high-powered water jet for me. 😛

ROFL! Where do you come up with this stuff! :scared01: No.. Wait.. I dont wanna know! That's sick-lick (gross, but funnier then hell) :You_Rock_

 

[MentPatient]

Well, we keep extra TP in the cabinet under the sink... BUT if we did run out, than I'd do what OM does, mainly becasue we don't have newspaper in there...

andy, you actually go in public bathrooms? Those places are nasty!

 

[Kindred]

Ha, I loved this thread, it was hilarious.

Here's a link to the original: https://www.buffy-boards.com/showthread.php?t=7094&page=3&pp=15

And, because I am so lazy, here's what I wrote way back then.

Last time that happened to me i was in a public restroom with only two stalls, and one of them was permanently locked because it was reserved for staff members or something.

Anyway, crawling under was not an option seen as the partions only left about twenty centimeters above the ground, and the floor of a public restroom is not where i want to be anyway.

So, i waited and made sure no one was around before trying to climb over the top of the stall into the next one. After some close calls and and inveitable drippy shoe, i found my salvation.

~Kindred

Old Master, you know, that story just never gets better. 😉