Its official; Google has become self aware

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Try these questions...and discover the weird responses you may receive. I dare you. Make up some of your own questions if you like.

Hey Google!

Where do you live?
Do you worship Satan?
When was the first time you had sex?
Do aliens live amongst us?

😱😆😲

 

[Fuffy]

I like to ask Siri weird questions when I use an iPad (I may hate iPhones but I actually like iPads), interesting to see what would happen if I go ask Google the same questions.

 

[thrasherpix]

A marketing strategy I'm sure that would work: a phone programmed to fry when demons are cast out in the name of Jesus. Thousands, if not millions, would rush to buy one to test it (and since the phones are meant to be disposable anyway, who cares, they can make 'em cheap and later blame the faults on "passing angels or getting near someone praying"). Once the fad had passed, a new "blessed and holy" version would replace it with some story to go with it (naturally these would be marketed in part on YouTube as ads that play on the same vids where people show themselves exorcising their phones). Those would also sell like crazy.

I'm certain this would work, at least the first time. Which in the eyes of many means God approves.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

A marketing strategy I'm sure that would work: a phone programmed to fry when demons are cast out in the name of Jesus. Thousands, if not millions, would rush to buy one to test it (and since the phones are meant to be disposable anyway, who cares, they can make 'em cheap and later blame the faults on "passing angels or getting near someone praying"). Once the fad had passed, a new "blessed and holy" version would replace it with some story to go with it (naturally these would be marketed in part on YouTube as ads that play on the same vids where people show themselves exorcising their phones). Those would also sell like crazy.

I'm certain this would work, at least the first time. Which in the eyes of many means God approves.

You have an interesting thought process. 😂