Jeff Dunham

[Angels baby101]

Ok i'm pretty sure someone on these boards knows of him....

I am usually not one for comedy central or anything like that but my boyfriend had me watch his thing a couple of months ago and i still cant get over how funny he was.... I'm actually getting ready to buy tickets to see his show in Trenton New Jersey in feb. I mean really this guy is great for those of you who dont know who he is.. he is a ventriloquist, his main puppets are, Peanut, Walter, Achmed, and José Jalapeño"¦on a STEEK... he also has Sweet Daddy Dee, Bubba J and Melvin the superhero with a big nose lol 😀

His jokes can be really racist sometimes and extremely R rated lol but its just so funny you cant help but almost pee yourself watching him....

Anyone else a fan?

I recommend if y'all aint seen him before to go to youtube and look up Jeff Dunham and go through his vids... expecially from the spark of insanity tour lol

 

[The Chosen]

He's awesome! It's so corny and childish but I laughed for about ten minutes at the Lindsay Lohan joke. God, I think I share your tagboard-proclaimed love for Achmed! WOOT! Lol!

- TC

 

[GATEGOD]

I love his little Jose the Jalepeno jokes ^_^ they never get old ^_^ :lmao:

 

[Angels baby101]

Achmed: SILENCE I KEEL YOU!!

Jeff: So what kind of terrorist are you?
Achmed: A terrifying Terrorist..... *hisses* are you scared?
Jeff: Not really no
Achmed: *hisses agian* How bout now?
Jeff: No...
Achmed: God D@*nit ohhh i mean Alid@*nit


Jeff: How do you Spell it
Achmed: What!?!?
Jeff: How do you spell you name
Achmed: uh lets see A...C....Flem.... *crowd Laughs* SILENCE I KEEL YOU


Jeff: How ya doing peanut?
Peanut: Doing pretty good how bout you i'm fine.. .thats goo.. thats goo... thats gooood..

Peanut: Jeff-fafa Dun-ham dot COM!! your using an unneeded F.....am i pissing you off Fa- Fa!?

Peanut: You frickin picked...your nose! *looks up his nose*
Jeff: WHAT!!?!
Peanut: you didn't do a very good job! theres still something there, you gotta get it... its wiggling... oh your a ventriloqist make it talk.... That would be cool as hell.... Give it a french accent.... *in french accent* Bonjour i would like to come out of your nose