News Jogger Attacked By Gang Of Rampaging Otters

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

That otter leave a mark.

A woman was left crying in a pool of her own blood after getting savaged by a gang of otters in Malaysia.

The unidentified victim had reportedly been jogging through Tanjung Aru Recreation Park in Sabah when she was beset by eight of the beasts, Viral Press reported.

That's just...awful. 😄

Jogger left bloodied, dazed and crying after getting mauled — by a gang of otters

That otter leave a mark.

nypost.com

 

[NotASlayer]

That is horrible... but I can't help feel that there is a B-movie waiting to be made.

Attack of the Killer Otters

I mean, Black Sheep (2006) has killer sheep...

 

[thetopher]

I'd go with 'Sl-Otter House 5' myself.


On the pro-Otter side there's 'Ring Of Bright Water' which is quite charming

 

[Stake fodder]

An otter attacked a child at a marina here, dragging her off a dock and underwater before her mother could wrestle her away.

I don't think of otters as being aggressive normally. It does sound like a B-movie, something in the water affecting them!

On the pro-Otter side there's 'Ring Of Bright Water' which is quite charming

I loved that book!

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

That is horrible... but I can't help feel that there is a B-movie waiting to be made.

Attack of the Killer Otters

That's a great idea. You otter be a screenwriter. 😋

 

[NotASlayer]

That's a great idea. You otter be a screenwriter. 😋

Such dreadful punning should be punished! 😀

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Such dreadful punning should be punished! 😀

Yes, I know. But I couldn't resist. You otter forgive me for it. 😄

 

[NotASlayer]

To quote Giles:

"Oh dear lord, no."

😀

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

To quote Giles:

"Oh dear lord, no."

😀

To quote Captain America:

"I can do this all day."

😁

 

[NotASlayer]

runs away screaming...

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

runs away screaming...

Come back here and take your punishment! 😅

 

[NotASlayer]

Pretty much every response I can think up will just make things worse!

Sometimes deliberately...

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

you otter mind yer own bizness