Joke thread

Okay this is the only joke I know and it's not that great but I thought i'd post it anyway!

It does mention something adult but it's not rude or crude so I hope it's okay

Little boy comes home from school and asks his father, "How do you spell clitoris?"

Dad says, "Ask your mother!"

The boy asks his mother "Mom, How do you spell Clitoris?"

The mum replys "Ask your father!"

The boy looks annoyed and says "I did, he said to ask you!"

The mum reply's "Well he should know how to spell it! It's on the tip of his tongue everynight!"


I know it was crappy but I'm a typical woman and can't remember jokes!!!
 
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