Jokes found in Christmas crackers

[ILLYRIAN]

What is the best gift you can give a person,
think about it,
a drum. Because you can't beat it.

 

[DeadlyDuo]

I read somewhere about the reason why Christmas cracker jokes are so bad.

A joke by its very nature is divisive, there will be those that find it funny and those that don't. If a joke is deliberately bad, everybody agrees it is bad and are thus unified in their opinion of the joke.

 

[Athena]

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

🙄

 

[Last Watcher]

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic 🙄

 

[Last Watcher]

Q: What do Snowmen eat for lunch?

A: IceBurgers 😕

Q: What kind of sandals do Frogs wear?

A: Open Toad.

Hithankew 😎

 

[DeadlyDuo]

Where would you find zebras?
On ze ladies!