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Just a few jokes i liked
A turtle walked in to an alley in new york when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A detective asks the turtle what happened. The turtle replied "I dont know, it all hapened so fast."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Doctor to patient "I have bad news and worse news."
"Oh dear, whats the bad news?"
"You only have 24 hours left to live."
"Thats terrible, whats the worse news?"
"I have been trying to call you since yesterday."
A highly intoxicated man was walking down the street when he steps in a pile of dog pooh. He starts to clean his shoe off on the grassy bank next to him and just as hes finished a rather attractive brunette walks down on her mobile (cellphone). He watches as she walks straight in to the pile of dog pooh.
Lady: "Ewwww gross"
Man : "Yeah,i did that"
Lady: "You sicko" and she smacks him in the face.
Ps if u find it funny great but please dont post Lols and stuff jsut post new jokes so people dont have to trawl thru a million posts to get to a joke 🙂 ty
A turtle walked in to an alley in new york when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A detective asks the turtle what happened. The turtle replied "I dont know, it all hapened so fast."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Doctor to patient "I have bad news and worse news."
"Oh dear, whats the bad news?"
"You only have 24 hours left to live."
"Thats terrible, whats the worse news?"
"I have been trying to call you since yesterday."
A highly intoxicated man was walking down the street when he steps in a pile of dog pooh. He starts to clean his shoe off on the grassy bank next to him and just as hes finished a rather attractive brunette walks down on her mobile (cellphone). He watches as she walks straight in to the pile of dog pooh.
Lady: "Ewwww gross"
Man : "Yeah,i did that"
Lady: "You sicko" and she smacks him in the face.
Ps if u find it funny great but please dont post Lols and stuff jsut post new jokes so people dont have to trawl thru a million posts to get to a joke 🙂 ty