Just Checked My Finances: I Need $375,000 To Live Comfortably!

How much will you donate?

  • Not a penny, so piss off

    Votes: 4 50.0%
  • I can manage $1000

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Do you take food stamps?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will you bail me out if I rob a bank?

    Votes: 5 62.5%
  • Put me down for $5,000

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    8
  • Poll closed .

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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So, feel free to donate. I'm sure you can all pull together to help me out. ๐Ÿ˜ Remember, when you do a good deed the rewards are manifold! Think of all the wonderful karma coming your way...and if you believe in Heaven, a donation just might pave the way.

I'd really like to have this money by Christmas, but I'm not rushing you guys. I mean, c'mon, it's not even half a million! ๐Ÿ˜…
 
Hey, I found me a horse property for cheaper than that! So while we're at it, someone buy me this - https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-kendenup-145613308 car bodies and all.

I can pay ya back at a rate of $200 a fortnight ๐Ÿ‡ more once my racehorses start winning ๐ŸŽ and then I'll take it off your hands for good.

And once I am established, by say 2030 , sure, I'll donate a few thousand. Call me an investment in your future ๐Ÿ˜‰
 
That really does not sound like a lot. Are you sure you have accounted for healthcare costs? Or are you planning to move to Europe? ๐Ÿ˜€
 
Or many other countries! But do they have healthcare?
Is healthcare really necessary or just the access to the drugs? Cos they sell steroids and antibiotics straight from the pharmacies there, no middle man!

I continue to find horse properties cheaper than this online so my vote is still to invest in me and the returns will return ๐Ÿ˜‰

Why this specific amount? Is this like the manifesting of the $2 in the post?
 
NotASlayer
NotASlayer
Well, here you can get thousands of pounds of drugs for ยฃ10. Which is rather a big difference! And then if you need things like actual treatment...
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