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If you had to wear a sign either on your chest or back the rest of your life what would you want it to say? Examples: WARNING: MAY BITE, Behaved when left alone, Don't ask me, Super Hero...

I have to think of what I would want mine to say...I think that I would want it to be on my back though... 🙂
 
mine would say "life sux" "never try" or "trying is for quitters"
 
I would love to have a shirt with a slight spin on the "My imaginary friend says you have serious mental problems" cuz...its a giver. isn't this just a wee bit better?
"My invisible friend says you have serious mental problems....
But they're not as bad as your eyesight"
or....hm..
"I'm not here right now. Leave a message with my secretary." which would then have some phony address or number somewhere....or something of the nature maybe...
i can't spell....there are others, but im still leaning towards the invisible friend...or something very veiled but risque, which i've yet to see or think of.
hm....invisible still appeals more, prolly cuz im half asleep but...
 
*looks through closet* "You're just jealous because the voices talk to me."
 
I love all of your guys posts! These are fun!

Okay...I'm still thinking of what I would want on mine. I asked two of my friends what they would want their to say and I got one who said she would want a sign on her back that pointed down (towards her bum) and say, "EXIT ONLY". lol The other would want one on her chest saying, "Taste like chicken".

These are great!
 
faiths5x5 said:
"I'm not here right now. Leave a message with my secretary." which would then have some phony address or number somewhere....or something of the nature maybe...
That one is so me ::rolf:: If I had to pick that would probably be it.
 
I have one now that has a picture of a bear, standing behind a sign. The sign says "Welcome to the Darwinian Gene Pool Preserve. Go ahead, lean as far over the railing as you want, and hand-feed the carnivores."

OEX: I like your choices!
 
The only thing that comes to mind is....." Touch me, I'm a freak"....or...." Don't worry, I won't bite...unless you ask nicely"...or " You're looking at me as if I should care"...or "Why say no, when it feels so good to say yes?"... I think I would want it on my chest...kinda torn, not sure.
 
Hmm, mine would probably say "Out of my mind... Back in an hour."



bad_azz_slayer said:
mine would say "life sux" "never try" or "trying is for quitters"


Hey Criz....here's a better one....Homer Simpson said this once: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." 😛 😛


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Mine would probably say "WARNING: 3 seconds til next mood swing"... PMT you see...

OR

"Nice person, Wrong Planet!"
 
mine would say in the back in big letters:" DON'T LOOK!" and lower in smaller ones:"you're still looking!!" and in the my front "FRAGIL..be nice..or i'm gonna kick your *ss!"
 
I saw the funniest shirt, with stick-type people on it, and it said "boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" and well I would want one that said "Ex-boyfriends are stupid, throw rocks at them!" LOL
 
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