Latest health craze - Butthole Sunning

[November]

Whos gonna jump on this wellness wagon?

A wellness influencer named Metaphysical Meagan has gone viral for espousing the supposed benefits of "perineum sunning," aka "butthole sunning."

Recently, Meagan gained some traction online after a Twitter user took a screenshot of her recent Instagram post talking about how the "health benefits" of giving your butthole a little Vitamin D every day — complete with a photo, of course.

According to Meagan, the "ancient Taoist practice" of perineum sunning her "bum and yoni" has a ton of benefits, including, "surges of energy," "better sleep," "better connection to her sexual energy," and "creativity."

Even better? She claims that, "30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!"

'Butthole Sunning' Is the Internet's Hottest New Wellness Trend

"People out here butt-chugging sunlight."

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Yeah... nah, not me.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

two words for you: sunburnt anus! 👿

 

[Ethan Reigns]

That'll give the haemorrhoids something to think about.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

two words for you: sunburnt anus! 👿

Could you help me apply some sunscreen? 🤣🤣

 

[Taake]

I heard of this a while back, which could mean years cause I have a poor sense of time, but that Divergent actress apparently does it. I can't remember her name, she's in Big Fat Liars or whatever that Nicole Kidman/Reese Witherspoon series is called (I actually read that book but for some reason I'm blanking on the name for that too… it's possible I need coffeee… or I'm going slightly mad. Stay tuned!)

 

[WillowFromBuffy]

Whether you tan it or bleach it, it's still gonna look like ****.

 

[November]

I dont think my neighbours would like it if I greeted the sun like this every day (the sun rises over the front of my house) but they dont seem care (or know) what I do under the moon.