Let's find Taake a husband!

What type of husband should Taake have?

  • Someone who can cook

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Tall and athletic

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • Poetic

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Patient

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Doesn't talk much

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • A leprechaun

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Green eyed

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Other (please specify)

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • Total voters
    10

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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First of all, I believe she'd make a wonderful ball and chain wife for some doomed lucky guy. And second of all, she'd have such pretty kids! 😊

Most of us believe in romance, right? And just think, if our beloved Swedish bombshell gets married, we can all bask in the reflected glory of her happiness. But first, we have to find the perfect victim husband for her.

So, it is YOUR mission to go forth and find her the perfect Prince Charming. If need be, bring him back kicking and screaming. That makes it even more fun. Once we've found the best candidate, @Spanky will be in charge of guarding him until the wedding. We don't want the guy doing a runner, after all. @nightshade and I will brutally interrogate question him, just to make sure he's good enough for our @Taake . @Bluebird and @GwenRaiden will plan the bridal shower. Rest assured, @Bluebird will NOT be making scones, so you're safe. 😛

Okay, everybody! You have your mission. Let's light this candle!! 🥳

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. If need be, bring him back kicking and screaming. That makes it even more fun. Once we've found the best candidate, @Spanky will be in charge of guarding him until the wedding. We don't want the guy doing a runner, after all.

Is Spanky the groom? Because I feel like he’s always kicking and screaming and about to do a runner 😋 So is this just him, in a room, watching his own reflection in a mirror? Could make a good art installation that.

Also, what’s wrong with Bluebird’s scones? 😳
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Spanky the vampire? No reflection in the mirror, thankfully!
He has to be intelligent, how many languages can @Taake speak? So I think he needs to be interesting and intelligent. However I do favour green eyes, so I put that too!
 
Is Spanky the groom? Because I feel like he’s always kicking and screaming and about to do a runner 😋 So is this just him, in a room, watching his own reflection in a mirror? Could make a good art installation that.

Also, what’s wrong with Bluebird’s scones? 😳

Well, he COULD be the groom. 😂


Did I mention scones? 😇
 
He has to be intelligent, how many languages can @Taake speak? So I think he needs to be interesting and intelligent. However I do favour green eyes, so I put that too!

Speak? Two and a half.
Read, like seven. But I still need to practice my Koine, so if you could find me a time traveler that’d be great. Green eyes are acceptable


I could do for a bit of grooming.
 
Taake's husband should be someone who doesn't have a fear of spiders, then he can get rid of any spiders for her.

Here's the perfect Prince Charming for Taake
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He's even got a big sword she can handle.
 
@Taake needs a husband who will take care of her, treasure her, and also clean the house because she's not exactly a neat freak. 😂

I think this guy is PERFECT for her.

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ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Ooh lookie, Bucky Barnes on a good hair day.
Taake
Taake
Hey! I mean, that last part is true, but hey!
Not to break any potential suitors hearts, but since I’ve got a second date this week, I’m gonna close this, hoping he’ll be the one able and willing to carry spiders outside for me (killing is a no-no) 😉
 
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