Lets talk about sex!

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gothicdemon

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Lets talk about sex. Anyone want to share one of there most sexual moments. Dont be shy. It might even help some people with there problems. Like for me for example I am a virgin. So there is no storys coming out of me.
 
My friend boasts that she has had many sexual experiences in many different places: in a car, in a pub, on a snooker table, in a field etc... What are people like her called nymphos? or something.
 
Ok its my first day here so i'm game for a laugh. This is more funny than sexual but who cares you'll get a good laugh.

Let me set the scene......

Its about 3 years ago and was at football (soccer) training, we ran a bit over so instead of getting showered there i rushed to my girls house be with my long term girlfriend who was babysitting her little brother. Well i get to the house, sit for a few mintues before asking if i can shower. So away i went up the stairs to get showered when about 5 mins later my girl had her little brother in bed and had joined me in the shower. When we had finished we were getting dried off when i heard a key in the door. We started to panic, she grabbed the towel and ran off to her room leaving me with nothing to cover myself. As you can imagine i was getting worried then footsteps were heard coming up the stairs, the door handle turned and in walked her mum to see me standing butt naked in her bathroom wearing nothing but a smile. Lucky for me it was her mum, she just backed away and said nothing, if it had been her step-dad i would have been in for such a beating.


Now stop laughing at my poor misfortune...... please
 
feel so sorry for u!!!!!!! but i had worse to which i do not wish to say in this Board becuase to many people read. But me and my brother feel so sorry for u.
 
Well I've been on a rather cold streak recently, so there isn't much overly interesting to tell over the last 4-5 months. I'm not sure exactly what we're supposed to tell here. Do you want funniest and strangest places or what? hehe
 
I have no problem sharing my stories. I believe what you said. They may help others going through problems. I know it helped me when I had a problem.

I have done it many different places and all I can say is that does not make somebody a nympho. A nympho is somebody who wants sex all the time. So, basicly all guys are nymphos. lol I think it's a term for females though. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

I really can't share my most sexual moment. I don't think it is appropriate. However, I will share a crazy moment.

I'm in an apartment complex hot tube with a friend and two guys. One for me and one for her. (Of course) The hot tube was very secluded, so whatever was to happen I wasn't worried about other people. Well, me and my guy friend start making out and eventually end up doing something in the hot tub. (anybody thinking about doing it in water.. be warned... it hurts at first. however, once you get into it.. it's fine) So, we're doing our thing in and out of water and all of the suddon I look up and there is a camara!!!! 😱 I could not believe my eyes. I almost died. So, of course.. I throw on my clothes and we leave right away. All I could think about is how many things I had did in that hot tube before that night and how many times it was on camara! I bet somebody has a nice lil porn collection at home. LOL

Now that I look back on it, I can laugh. It was a trip at the time though.
 
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