Life Non-Goals

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This can be a companion piece to Killer Dwarf's Life Goals thread.

It's for those of us who are uh... less ambitious.

Non-goals are the things in life you never want to find yourself doing. For instance I never want to:

Bungey Jump
Get a Tatoo
Play charades
Get out of bed with another hangover (some mornings it's just get out of bed)
Work somewhere where I have to wear a suit or a uniform
Read Clan of the Cave bear.
Llisten to another song by Britney Spears and Madonna.
Socialize with a record executive
Live in France.
 
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I never want to die in an hopeless yet romantic cause
Watch LOTR
Get a professional haircut :: redhair
Listen to death metal ::eyes1::
 
I never, ever want anything pierced.
I don't want plastic surgery (just watched Nip/Tuck🙂)

Top class thread Nerdy-boy.
 
Talk about guys I like in the movie theater (cuz hes there listening and you dont know it!)
Get a nother tattoo (3 is enough)
Get more piercing in my body ( 17 is enough)
Do drugs (not making that mistake again)
Drinking to the point of no self contorl
Looking at boys other then my boyfriend (but its hard)
 
-Shop at Pac Sun or other surfie/boarder type stores
-Watch Titanic ever again
-See another movie with Kierstin Dunst
-Babysit for the people down the road again
-Pee in a pool with die activation

Seriously.....
- I never want to wake up when I'm forty years old with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life doing something that I hate

-I never want to settle for something that really matters (job, relationship, life)

-Never want to forget about the things that matter to me now. I always want this seventeen year old part of myself to be there, so that if I so settle, she'll be really pist off!
 
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So wise! Amen to al of it!
Amen to that Kindred! Um...ALL of it! 😉 But in addition...

I never want to explode
Be set on fire
Eat raw fish
See anything horrible happen to my kidos
Be pregnant again
Eat any kind of fecal matter (though considering fast food today we can probably all kiss THAT hope goodbye...)
EVER be tackeled and humped by a giant perverted Golden Retriever again...*shudders*
Ever wake up from sleeping naked at a boyfriends house to find the bedroom door standing wide open and EVERYONE home...again...
I never want to see nude pics of me on the internet for that matter *crosses fingers*
Don't want to be so old that I forget who the ones I love are
And I never want to give someone enough power over me that they can make me feel less than I am for their own selfish purposes

Um...that's it for now...
 
I like it N4H! This fits nicely with the other thread!

I never want to:

get any piercings (unless I get shot or stabbed, I intend to go out with the same number of holes I had when I came in!)

get any tattoos (if I wouldn't hang it on my wall, I sure as heck wouldn't make it a permanent part of me)

see anything bad happen to my kidlets, or Mrs. Dwarf

see any movie with Leonardo Dicaprio, Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck or Madonna in it

try to read Don Quixote again

get plastic surgery (right on, Mr P)

bungee jump (like N4H)

be in another car collision

do another apprenticeship (one was enough)
 
I wouldnt want to get hit by a car or be in anyother painful accident.

I would never want to get a tatoo

err... i cant think of anything else my brain has just gone dead lol (not that it wasnt already hehe 😀)
 
Ok.... non-goals...

Never gonna smoke... or do drugs...
Never get plastic surgery or sell myself...
Never gonna watch The Ring again (scared the shiz out of me)
Never get a job that requires a lot of hard work...
Never gonna get out of bed before 12 on a saturday...(unless i have kids and am made to)
Never gonna list my non-goals on a thread again.
 
Never again:

Drink Tequila *shudder*
Let people walk all over me
Have random 'intimate' moments with people I don't know
Have 'intimate' moments with people I do know but don't like 'in that way'
Date someone in a cult
Buy shoes I never wear

I'm sure there are more but I can't think of them right now.
 
Frenchy Faith said:
Why ??? France isn't that bad, it's even a great place!!!
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Ok, time to come clean.

I don't honestly dislike France. It's popular to say you do though, for humour purposes. Ending my list with it, gave it a nice rhythm.

I don't know why France has become this convenient joke-butt.

I think maybe the main reason people bust on France is because they can. (I mean you can get away with it).

It's kind of like you would never use the N word to describe a black person, but you might call an American a Yankee, or (in the right friendly, circumstances) even an Irishman a Mic, or a Brit a Limey.

I guess you're right though. It's becoming mean-spirited. I'll cool the France-bashing.
 
I never want to get fat or so out of shape that it hurts to work out. I never want to live alone. I never want to lose anymore people I love.
 
Thats a good one Michelle, I'd never wanna get so fat I couldn't get out of my house either. That would suck.

I also never want to...
be beaten
murder (kind of a given)
be paralyzed
marry a big fat bum that watches tv all day
get divorced
smoke
drive off a mountain cliff (like I almost did a week ago, and ended up just crashing into the mountain, phew)
have an illegite child
 
...get divorced (good one, grrarrg)

come eyeball to eyeballs with a big hairy spider (they give me the wig...)

eat "organ meat" (liver, tongue, etc), haggis, or sashimi/sushi

visit Cuba (until Fidel is gone)
 
nerd4hire said:
Ok, time to come clean.

I don't honestly dislike France. It's popular to say you do though, for humour purposes. Ending my list with it, gave it a nice rhythm.

I don't know why France has become this convenient joke-butt.

I think maybe the main reason people bust on France is because they can. (I mean you can get away with it).

It's kind of like you would never use the N word to describe a black person, but you might call an American a Yankee, or (in the right friendly, circumstances) even an Irishman a Mic, or a Brit a Limey.

I guess you're right though. It's becoming mean-spirited. I'll cool the France-bashing.
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Thanky for the explanations & for your last sentence. 🙂
 
Ooh, i like this thread.

Eat chocolate.
Play unbearably loud music.
Eat chocolate cake.
Watch every single ever eppy of Buff and Angel WITHOUT getting up to pee.
 
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