Life Non-Goals

re: sushi/sashimi...been there done that, booted after...

more stuff...

...drive a minivan

...drive anything but a North American-built vehicle

...vote Liberal
 
Absolutely KD. I'll never vote Liberal (or Conservative either for that matter).

I'm tired of that "Rob the poor, to feed the rich" crap, that is taking our country back into the middle ages.

Personally, I'm not even going to vote any more. I'm more in favour of revolution.

BTW. I just bought a Neon. Ruhmmm....ruhmmm...
 
No matter how old I get or how much wisdom I obtain, I never want to become a stuffy adult...I want to always remain young at heart!

I never want to experience:

being raped, nuclear war, someone's else internal thoughts, suffocating, being buried alive, the loss of one of my children (future), the loss of one of my brother's, forgetting how to luv and I never want to be in a reality t.v. show ever!
 
haha I love this idea much more me than life goals cos I can never figure them out.

I never want to...

Let my underarm hair grow so long that I could braid it

Eat my own face like a crazy person on top of hill

Use the phrase 'Those where the good old days'

Wash my face in water, only to realise it was concentrated acid and have my skin melt.

Not go to the toilet for so long that you feel that you are going to explode or the phrase 'You talk crap' would have a very different meaning.

Get attacked by a clown

Sing so high that a crowd of bats flock to me and flap in my general direction

Learn the sheet music and Words to ny Elton John song

Change my name to Dennis(it wouldnt suit me)

get sawed in half by magician and put back together, only to realise he sowed hlf the wrong wy so you hve a frontal ass



A couple of less light hearted ones

I never want to

Regret any decisions I make, bad or good

Live for someone else and go against what I believe in just to fit in and be part of the crowd

Meet the partner of my dreams only to not hve the courage to go up to them

Grow old, lose my memory, forget everything

Die in water, i think that could lso be known as drowning
 
N4H: Congrats on the car...Neon has a bit of get up and go, just watch for the guys with the lights on their cars...

Chastity: Yeah, reality show...never want to do that

Jonut: Ironic that I started the Life Goals thread, and I end up posting to this thread more...
 
grrarrg said:
Would being stabbed to death under water count then Jonut?
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oh god, I would hate that so yes I guess any death in water would count, drowning would be bad though, really bad.
 
dyingangel said:
^^^Drowning while you're trapped in a car underwater. That would be terrible.
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Great merciful Zeus!!! that would be horrible. Or what if it was like you rolled your car upside down in a six foot drainage ditch, and your seatbelt was jammed so you couldn't get loose, and the water was seeping in slowly, and what if there was a kid in the passengers, and he or she was stuck in his or hers seatbelt too.

or speaking of horrible things you'd never want to deal with, what if you were being tortured for information that could kill the favourite member, or members of your family. How long, before you talked, do you think?

or... suppose the favourite member of your family is kidnapped by some crazy street gang-types. The FBI comes in and says there's a chance they can save your family and get the kidnappers if you do differently than the kidnappers instruct. Who do you listen to? I never want to be in that position.
 
I think the anxiety of drowning would be horrible, but I've heard, that as far as dying goes, drowning is comparatively not that painful.

I never want to swim in the sewers
 
Wow, Nerd4hire, now I'm all paranoid about driving near drainage ditches, with a kid in the car, and being ransomed. Anybody ever seen the movie Sophie's Choice? Cause she's not a jew the nazis give her a choice to keep one of her kids, that would suck. If she didn't pick theyd kill both of them. It was so sad.
 
When i drive past a river or something i keep one hand on my seatbelt, what if the pressure was too much and you couldn't open your door?

I actually think i'd be pretty good in a kidnapping situation or whatever, i can take a lot of pain if i need to.

What abpout if you were snatched up in a street and told not to scream or anything, would you, or would you be to afraid of getting hurt?

Kindred, i don't think many people want to swim in sewers, probably afraid of getting eaten by albino crocodiles, lol.
 
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