Life sucks

[Skanky Vamp]

This thread is all about

I'll start it off. I head out to the car to get to the petrol station and before I can sit down I notice it. A bird has left a big white present (with tendrils of blueberry blue) smack in the middle of my driver's seat. How this magic bullet of a turd managed to come in through the sunroof, make a 45 degree turn and land right in the middle of my seat is beyond me.

So instead of going and getting petrol I ended up wiping off dried and caked on bird crap from my seat.

 

[MarieVampSlayer]

I went on a job and got a parking ticket that was higher than the money I was payed at the said job...should've stayed home.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I approve of this thread.

 

[thetopher]

Life sucks. But it also blows too, so there's that.

This just happened about an hour ago:
Twice in three days birds kept on flying into my patio door with a loud bang and hurting themselves (this has happened often in the past, when the weather is sunny, and they sometimes have broken their necks, which is sad), so I have this idea to stick something to the inside of the door- like a Garfield cuddly thing with suckers for paws. I I reason that this would warn the birds off.

So I go and open the door and whilst its open a pigeon flies over my goddam head and straight into my house, panics because there's no way out, and then after flappign around like an idiot just sits on coffee table meandering back and forth. Took me 23 minutes to get the thing to evacute the way it came in.
So, from now on, they can break their collective necks.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Squab is good.

 

[nightshade]

Took me 23 minutes to get the thing to evacute the way it came in.

I like how precise you are with the timing

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Took me 23 minutes to get the thing to evacute

The birds that soiled my interior evacuated in a far faster time. Can't believe you were encouraging the pigeon to do that. That would mess up his bowels putting him on the timer like that.

 

[Cohen]

My sister broke her leg/ankle at a concert I bought her a ticket to, and now has to get a steel plate and screws inserted into her leg to stabalize the bone.

 

[thetopher]

I like how precise you are with the timing

lol. I had something in the over and so had an egg timer out. The timer went off and THAT startled the bloody bird more than I did.

Can't believe you were encouraging the pigeon to do that.

I guess in a way I was since I was trying to scare him sh**less so he'd fly away.

 

[Nix]

Life Sucks...

Why? ...

Housework

 

[TamsinValencia]

Having to work.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Putting this here...
Woman tests positive for opiates after eating bagel.

 

[November]

I cant get a joey cos my gate isnt high enough 🙁

 

[thetopher]

When you trip over and face-plant right into the ground at a crowded train station... 🙁

 

[November]

When I follow bunny accounts on instagram, not knowing they are children owners and all the bunnies die so I have to find 100 new bunny accounts to follow so that my feed is not just made up of dead bunnies and crying children.

 

[Nix]

People not doing things when I want them done... I'm too impatient

 

[Real Angel]

Failed a hard physics exam for the 6th time! And i worked hard for it every time. I just seem to get the tasks i never seen in literature before. Another fail at it and my uni is kicking me out. Uni has been my whole life for two years now, really no idea what to do with life if i fail, but my parents are probably gonna kill me anyway so really no point in planning the future.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Failed a hard physics exam for the 6th time! And i worked hard for it every time. I just seem to get the tasks i never seen in literature before. Another fail at it and my uni is kicking me out. Uni has been my whole life for two years now, really no idea what to do with life if i fail, but my parents are probably gonna kill me anyway so really no point in planning the future.

Physics is impossibly difficult. 😨Try not to be so tough on yourself. The future has a way of working out; for every door that closes, another one opens.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Sometimes when one door closes it slams in your face and the get knocked on the ground with a busted and bleeding nose and you're left thinking why the hell did I try to go through that door in the first place?

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Sometimes when one door closes it slams in your face and the get knocked on the ground with a busted and bleeding nose and you're left thinking why the hell did I try to go through that door in the first place?