Link and Slay! Part 3

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Caleb: You whore!
Buffy Summers: You know, you really should watch your language. Someone didn't know you, they might think you were a woman-hating jerk.

Touched
 
"Do I have anyone on watch here?! It's called security, people. Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?" Spike in Lie To Me.
 
Gunn: "Hmm. Angel and a bunch of monks in the middle of nowhere. There's a party! He should have got hammered and went to Vegas just like I told him."
Wesley: "He doesn't need a lap dance. He needs some peace and quiet to work through this."

Cut to Angel, dressed in white robes, fighting against armed, red robbed monks in the hall of the monastery (doing a very cool back flip up onto a balcony at one point).The big double doors of the monastery open. Angel steps out to find some men wearing gray waiting outside.

Man (speaking Tibetan): "What happened?"
Angel (answering in Tibetan): "Demon monks. I should've gone to Vegas."

Heartthrob

Sorry, I had to quote the whole thing- I love those 2 scenes. 🙂
 
Buffy: A demon! A demon!
Willow: That's not a demon. It's a car.
Buffy: What does it want?
Xander: Is this woman insane?

-Halloween
 
SPIKE: I know you'll never love me.

SPIKE: I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man. And that's...

SPIKE: Get your stuff, I'll be here.

(The Gift)
 
Xander (to Anya): I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move... I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a man. I just thought you might wanna know.

Into the Woods
 
BUFFY: We're not all gonna make it. You know that.
SPIKE: Yeah... Hey. Always knew I'd go down fightin'.
BUFFY: I'm counting on you ... to protect her.
SPIKE: Till the end of the world. Even if that happens to be tonight.
 
Spike: "No. See, you're not getting it, Mr. Bits. You're gonna be interestingly dead. Little Miss Tiny's got the habit of bollixing up the plans of every would-be unstoppable bad-ass who sets foot in this town. Just want you to know, when the big ugly goes down, Slayer's going to be right in the thick of it. You ready for that?"
Adam: "I'm counting on it."

The Yoko Factor
 
Billy Palmer: I'm Billy.
Buffy: Did something bad happen to you last week, after your Kiddie League game?
Billy Palmer: Something bad... I don't remember.
Buffy: Do you remember playing baseball?
Billy Palmer: Uh-huh, I think so. Yeah, I play second base.
Buffy: Are you 'lucky nineteen'?
Billy Palmer: That's what 'he' calls me.
Buffy: Who?
Billy Palmer: The Ugly Man. He wants to kill me. He hurt that girl.
 
"You must be Deevak. They told me you was ugly, but, damn!"

Gunn in First Impressions (of course, it's all in the delivery lol).
 
Wow, we are slacking!!

Buffy: We were at the Bronze before. Thought you said you might show.
Angel: You said you weren't sure if you were going.
Buffy: I was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?

School Hard
 
Xander: You know, maybe we're on the wrong track with the whole spell, curse and whammy thing. Maybe what we should be looking for is something like... Slayer kryptonite.
Oz: Faulty metaphor. Kryptonite kills.
Xander: You're assuming I was talking about the green kryptonite. I was referring, of course, to the red kryptonite, which drains Superman of all his powers.
Oz: Wrong. The gold kryptonite's the power sucker. The red kryptonite mutates Superman into some sort of weird...
Buffy: Guys, reality!


Helpless
 
Jonathan: I do have a history with the creature. The monster. The problem is every time I face it my mind becomes sort of confused. There's some kind of power it possesses.

Xander: Oh!!! oh! He's like your kryptonite.

Superstar
 
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