Link and Slay! Part 3

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Xander: Why is it that I've come face-to-face with
vampires, demons, the most hideous creatures Hell ever spit out, and I'm
still afraid of a little bully like Jack O'Toole?

Cordelia: Because, unlike all those creatures that you've come face-to-
face with, Jack actually noticed you were there.

Xander: Why am I surprised by how comforting you're not?

(Zeppo)
 
"You have to stick up for yourself, Amanda. You need to show this bully that you're not gonna take any more of his sh—guff. Uh, any guff." Buffy in Help.
 
Puppet: It's smile time!
Angel: No, it's time to kick your puppet ass all the way back to hell.

Smile Time

My kids' favorite quote from their favorite ATS episode. Now where's that mother of the year award? 😉
 
Xander: Oh, me and Buffy go waaay back, old friends, very close. Then
there's that period of estrangement where I think we were both growing
as people, but now here we are, like old times, I'm quite moved.

Welcome to the hellmouth
 
Ooh, sorry, sorry, here I am. 🙂

Spike: You know there are quite a few American beers that are highly underrated. This, unfortunately, is not one of them.

Fool For Love
 
Do we do Angel here? I forget. If so:

Roger Burkle: "Frankly, Angel, I don't care if you drink pig's blood, cows blood, or those froofy little imported beers. You saved my little girl."
Fredless

if not:
Spike: Very funny. Well, you don't have to worry about me drinking. Unless you're here to protect innocent beers.
Who Are You


either way it's beers 😉
 
VisionGirl
VisionGirl
Oh yeah, we "do" Angel! ;) And...beers!!!
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [pretending to be Angel] Blood. I dont
usually... drink in front of humans.
Magnus Bryce: Dont insult me. Go on. Its fresh.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [drinks the glass of blood] Dear God! Thats...
nummy.

Guise Will Be Guise
 
Joyce: Yes, I suppose by your standards it would seem pretty - Oh dear.
Buffy: What?
Joyce: I left my bra in his car.
Buffy: Mother!
Joyce: I'm joking!
Buffy: Good God! That's horrible! Don't do that!
Joyce: I left it in the restaurant.

Buffy runs, shouting: No more! No more!

Joyce: ON THE DESSERT CART!



I Was Made To Love You
 
VisionGirl
VisionGirl
LOL, I love Joyce in that episode, she looked so beautiful! :(
Willow: Magic wasn't all great. I won't miss the nosebleeds and the headaches and stuff.
Buffy: There you go.
Willow: Or keeping stinky yak cheese in my bra. Don't ask

Wrecked
 
Buffy: I always say patrol's not complete without a trip to the stinky sewers.
Angel: I'm sure I saw him come down here.
Buffy: Couldn't we just let this be the vamp that got away? We could say he was this big. [Holds hands apart to indicate size]

(The Prom)
 
"If we close our eyes and say it's a dream... it'll stab us to death! These things are real!"

-Xander in Fear, Itself
 
Willow: Listen to us! We ... we're arguing! We're having a debate about a college lecture! I have dreamt of this day since ... forever! ... You are turning into quite the student. ..... Should I be watching my occipital lobe?

Out Of My Mind

i know it's not exact but i love this line 😱
 
Giles: "Buffy's been very influenced by your course. She quotes you quite often. Sometimes she sounds a bit like an introductory textbook herself."
Maggie Walsh: "I don't lecture from the textbook."

A New Man

Mmm, Maggie Walsh, the professor we love to hate. She's especially heinous in that scene, with our beloved Giles.
 
Willow: Sounds like your mom's in a state of denial.
Buffy: More like a continent.

Choices 😱
 
Anya: We're just kind of thrown by the you-having-sex-with-Spike.
Buffy: The who-whatting-how-with-huh?
Anya: Okay, that's denial. That usually comes before anger.
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike!
Anya: Anger.

Intervention
 
Giles: I'm glad to see you've recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact. Feel up to some training?
Buffy: Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my MOTHER!
Giles: *walks into tree*


Earshot
 
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