Link and Slay! Part 3

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Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!
Xander: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. 'Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths.

Welcome to the Hellmouth
 
Cordelia: "Oh, I'm not saying that we should kill a teacher every day just so I can lose weight. I'm just saying, when tragedy strikes we have to look on the bright side, y'know? Like how even used Mercedes still have leather seats."

Teacher's Pet
 
Buffy: "Oh, for god's sake, just take it off. That's better. Much more realistic."
Harmony: "See, isn't everybody very clear on this now?"
Anya: "Oh my god, it's like a tragedy."

Restless
 
Spike: That's just it. I am, and you know it. You had a soul forced on you as a curse, make you suffer for all the horrible things you've done. But me, I fought for my soul, went throught the demon trials. Almost did me in a dozen times over but I kept fighting. 'Cause I knew it was the right thing to do. It's my destiny.

Angel: Really? Heard it was just to get inside a girl's pants.

ATS, Destiny
 
Angel: "What happens if I don't complete the trials?"
Jeeves: "She dies instantly. - In the mean time, Darla, you can relax with an iced beverage in our - antechamber."

The Trial
 
Buffy: "The city dump... where smells go to relax and be themselves."

The Replacement (I love that ep, it's so funny!)
 
Giles: So, all the city plans are just open to the public?
Willow Rosenberg: Um, well, in-in a way. I sort of stumbled onto them when I accidentally decrypted the city council's security system.

The Harvest
 
Willow: "It must be programmed to self-decrypt at a certain point. That is so annoying! It's like somebody blurting out the answer to a riddle just when you've-- I mean, yippee! We have the information."

Primeval
 
GILES: (staring at the buffy bot) Quite extraordinary really.
BUFFYBOT: Thank you. But I really think we should be listening to the other Buffy, Guy-les. She's very smart and she's gonna help us save Spike.
GILES: Guy-les? Spike didn't even bother to program my name properly.
BUFFY: Listen, skirt girl, we are not going to save him. We're going to kill him. He knows who the key is, and there's no way he's not telling Glory.

Intervention
 
Buffy: "Good. 'Cause I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!"

What's My Line part 2
 
It's a long quote, but the episode's so funny it's worth it I think:

Buffy: My wedding! I'm getting married "” can you believe it?
Riley: I don't think "no" is a strong enough word.
Buffy: I know! It's crazy! I mean, we fought for all these years, and then.. Sometimes you just look at someone, and you know.. You know?
Riley: No..
Buffy: I think maybe we fought because we couldn't admit how we really felt about eachother.
Riley: (Confused) Can we start again?
Buffy: You'll really like him. Well, nobody really likes him..
Riley: I just need to clear a few things up..
Buffy: I don't even really like him..
Riley: Buffy..
Buffy: But.. I love him. I do.
Riley: Who?
Buffy: What?
Riley: What's his name?
Buffy: Who?
Riley: The groom.
Buffy: Spike!
Riley: That's a name?
Buffy: Don't be mad.


Something Blue
 
VisionGirl
VisionGirl
Very funny scene in a very funny episode!
Wesley: “Hmm, a demon who can only reproduce by implanting a human woman with its seed. Yes, I’ve heard of such entities. - The human mothers...”
Angel: “Rarely survive labor, and the ones that do, wish they hadn’t.”
Wesley: “If she’s that pregnant in one night, she could give birth at any moment.”

Expecting
 
Drusilla: [still to the bird] I'll give you a seed if you sing.
Spike: The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one.
[Drusilla cowers and whines]

~Lie To Me
 
"Uh, Amy ... three things we have to talk about. One, Larry's gay. (Amy staring at her) Two, Larry's dead. (Amy still staring) And three, high school's ... kinda over. " - Willow in Smashed
 
Oz: "Guys take a moment to deal with this: - we survived."
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle!"
Oz: "Not the battle high school."

Graduation Day part 2
 
Giles: "He's just trying to provoke you, to taunt you, to-to goad you into, uh,
some mishap or some other sorts."
Xander: "The nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah approach to battle."
Giles: "Yes, Xander. Once more you've managed to boil a complex thought
down to its simplest possible form."

Passion
 
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