Link and Slay! Part 3

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Kendra: Thank you for the shirt, it was very generous of you.
Buffy: Hey, it looks better on... well, me, but no worries. (What's My Line Part Two)
 
Buffy: So Mom's like, "Do you think Ted will like this?" and "This is Ted's favorite show", and "Ted's teaching me computers", and "Ted said the funniest thing", and I'm like, "That's really great, Mom", and then she said I was being sarcastic, which I was, but I'm sorry if I don't wanna talk about Ted all the time. (Ted)
 
Giles: I-I-I really don't know how to advise you. Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element.

I Robot, You Jane
 
Wesley: Everything he's told us to do, we're doing. Spike's thinking positive, Gunn is peeing all over the office.
Fred: And we're a little bit drunk.
Wesley: Yes. But not because we drank, because Lorne told us to be drunk.
Angel: Lorne told you to pee all over the office?
Gunn: Lord, I hope so.

Life of the Party
 
Missed ya, VisionGirl.. hihi..

Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, ya know, like excessive not studying. (The Harvest)
 
Whistler: "There's moments in your life that make you, that set the course of who you're gonna be. Sometimes they're little, subtle moments. Sometimes they're not. I'll show you what I mean."

Becoming, part 1
 
Angel: I-if this is a bad time, I...
Willow: No! I just... I'm not supposed to have boys in my room.
Angel: I promise to behave myself.

Lie to Me
 
Buffy: No, it doesn't stop. It never stops. Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? How dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or, god, even studying! But I have to save the world. Again. (Becoming Part 2)
 
Angel: I helped save the world, you know.
Spike: Like I haven't.
Angel: Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
Spike: Oh, please.
Angel: I closed the Hellmouth.
Spike: I've done that.
Angel: Yeah, you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and, uh, Jasmine...
Spike: Do those really count as saving the world?
Angel: I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.
Spike: Buffy ran you through with a sword.
Angel: Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes.
Spike: She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.

The Girl in Question
 
Buffy: I killed Angel!! Do you even remember that?! I would have given up everything I had to be with... I loved him more than I will ever love anything in this life! And I put a sword through his heart because I had to. (Selfless)
 
GILES Yes, Buffy's being driven mad, we have no proof that this is going to work, and it still requires the heart of the second demon, which we have no idea how to get without the slayer.
WESLEY Negative thinking doesn't solve problems.
GILES Who is going to get the demon heart?

Earshot
 
Anya: Please, how many times have I heard that line in my demon days? "I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?" Or terrified. Whatever. (Bring on the Night)
 
quick let's cleverly link those last two posts together and save the thread!!

Sid: Who can blame me for thinking? Look at you! You're strong,
athletic, limber... (goes off into his own world) nubile... (shakes his
head) I'm back! In any case, now that this demon's got the heart and
brain, he gets to keep the human form he's in for another seven years.

Giles gets up to turn off the kettle.

Giles: I must say, it's a welcome change to have someone else explain
all these things.

The Puppet Show
 
Cordelia: What are you doing here? Are you working with Angel?
Wesley: A lone wolf such as myself never works with anyone. I'm merely allowing Angel to assist me.
Cordelia: Oh. Wow.
Wesley: I'm a Rogue Demon Hunter now.
Cordelia: Wow. (pause) What's a rogue demon?

Parting Gifts
 
Spike: And now, you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw, or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. (Fool for Love)
 
Crying Woman: (angrily) She's fat! He cheated on me with my fat ugly sister! (continues crying)
Anya: Likes 'em fleshy, huh? Bet you wish he'd bloat up a coupla thousand pounds and pop like a big ol' meat zeppelin, don't you?

Seeing Red
 
Faith: Always... I could eat a horse. Ain't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?
Buffy: Well... sometimes I-I crave a non-fat yogurt after. (Faith, Hope and Trick)
 
Xander: I think it's kale, or possibly string cheese. So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
Buffy: Xander!
Xander: I mean, how'd the *laying* go? No, I don't mean that either.

Never Kill a Boy on a First Date
 
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