Link and Slay! Part 3

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Wesley [to Illyria]: "Look. Humans rule the Earth. They will last for millennia... like roaches crawling everywhere. Crying and sweating and puking their feelings all over you. Go back. Sleep until the humans are gone. They are stupid and weak. They'll kill each other off and you can return to the world you deserve. Leave this shell."

Shells
 
Anya: But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I knew her, and then she's.. there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead... anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And... and Xander's crying and not talking, and... and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn, or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why! (The Body)
 
Willow: I think you're ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. (Faith, Hope & Trick)
 
Cordelia: Things are way out of control, Giles. First the thing at
school, and then my mom confiscates all of my black clothes and scented
candles. I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious... again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Gingerbread
 
Oz: The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that... You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen... So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants," then there's a big coup at the zoo... (What's My Line Part 2)
 
Buffy: Well, it would... It's nothing, I... We do the same zoo trip at my old school every year. Same old, same old.
Xander: Buffy, this isn't just about looking at a bunch of animals. This is about not being in class!

The Pack
 
Buffy: Well, it's nice to be able to help someone in a non-slaying capacity. Except he's starting to get that look, you know, like he's gonna ask me to prom. (Earshot)
 
Willow: Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either. (Phases)
 
Angel: "A lot of things that seem strong, and good, and powerful -- they can be painful."
Buffy: "Like, say, immortality?"
Angel: "Exactly. I'm dying to get rid of that."
Buffy: "Funny."
Angel: "I'm a funny guy."

Earshot
 
Diego: It's our chance for immortality.
Chantarelle: This is a beautiful day. Can't you see that?
Buffy: What I see is that, right after the sun goes down, Spike and all
of his friends are going to be pigging out at the all-you-can-eat moron
bar.

Lie To Me.
 
RONA: This is a bar.
KENNEDY: (grinning) Best damn field trip I ever took.
MOLLY: Look, they're all?
VI: (incredulous) They're demons! It's a demon bar. It's like a gay bar, only with demons.
DEMON: Spike! Long time. Nice of you to bring snacks.
SPIKE: Thouch them, and lose your privates.

Potential
 
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FetalPig
That's raised the bar, Link and Slay Queen!
Buffy: Sorry. I didn't mean to startle you-
Clem: Wooooaaaah... It's - it's okay... You just snuck up on me is all ....
Buffy: I spilled your snacks.

Villains
 
low: "So, you delved into the black arts, and conjured up a hellbeast from
the ocean's depths to wreak your vengeance."
Jonathan: "..."
Willow: "Didn't you?"
Jonathan: "What? No. I snuck in yesterday and peed in the pool."
Willow: "Oh. Eeew!"

Go Fish
 
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look see - i got a four-zer!! :)
Xander: This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz.' Today it's 'Rain of Toads'.
Willow: I know. And everyone else thinks it's just a normal day.
Xander: Nobody knows. It's like we've got this big secret.
Willow: We do. That's what a secret is, when you know something other guys don't. (The Harvest)
 
Joyce: You two in a room together? Give you both a chance to share secrets.
Buffy: I'm not a big secret sharer. I like my secrets. They're secret.

Inca Mummy Girl

Yayy!
 
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VisionGirl
lol what're you "yay-ing" about?
Cordelia: I can't even believe you. You dragged me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?
Xander: That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind. (What's My Line Part 1)
 
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