Link and Slay! Part 3

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Willow - You don't even know him!
Anya - Yes, I do! I looked into him and I saw his soul.
Willow - He was walking away, so unless his soul was in his ass...
Anya - A.J. is my best friend and my dearest darling!

(Him)
 
VisionGirl
VisionGirl
llow: "It’s R.J.. And what you were picking up on was his deep caring and devotion to me!"
Angel: The elders conjured the most perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul.
Buffy: What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?
Angel: When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body, but it doesn't get your soul; that's gone. No conscience, no remorse, it's an easy way to live. You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done...and care. I haven't fed on a human being since that day.
(Angel)
 
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& of course we know he's a big liar! :)
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FetalPig
lol :)
SIRK: "Ah. Here we are. "Storm unleashed. The balance will falter until the vampire with a soul drinks from the cup of perpetual torment."
ANGEL: "More metaphor."
SIRK: "No, that's real."
EVE: "So there's a cup."
SPIKE: "Perpetual torment? Just know that's not gonna taste very good."

Destiny


FetalPig agrees: look see - i got a four-zer!! [/QUOTE]
All hail!! 😉
 
Xander: You know, maybe we're on the wrong track with the whole spell, curse and whammy thing. Maybe what we should be looking for is something like... Slayer kryptonite.
Oz: Faulty metaphor. Kryptonite kills. (Helpless)
 
Andrew: Okay. Say, do you have any weaknesses I should know about, if I'm gonna work
for you? Like kryptonite or allergies...?

First Date
 
Buffy: Xander, one of these days, you're gonna get yourself hurt.
Faith: Or killed.
Buffy: Or both. And you know, with the pain and then the death, maybe you shouldn't be leaping into the fray like that. Maybe you should be fray-adjacent. (The Zeppo)
 
Strange Man: "Melaka Fray?"
Melaka: "What do you want?"
Man: "You...are the chosen...I am not worthy to come before you...you will save us."
Melaka "Okay, I think you might maybe have no idea what you're talking about."
Man: "You will protect us. End the scourge."
Melaka: "Mister, you're kinda wet there."
Man: "You will cleanse us all...You will cleanse us with fire!"
[lights himself on fire]

Fray, chapter one, Big City Girl

OK, OK, kinda strechin' with this one! 😉
 
Joyce: You're just too young to wear that.
Buffy: Yeah, and I'm gonna be too young to wear it until I'm too old to wear it.
Joyce: That's the idea. (Bad Eggs)
 
Wesley: Come on. What are you waiting for?
Angel: [holds up a pink motorcycle helmet] I-I-I really don't think it's gonna fit.
Wesley: Oh, of course it will. Put it on.
Angel: You know, I-I don't need a helmet for protection.
Wesley: Angel. It's the law in California. Do you want us to get pulled over?
Angel: No.
Wesley: Then what's the problem?
Angel: Well, it-it's just, you know... the whole... visibility issue, not to mention the whole hat-head thing and, you know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies helmet?
Wesley: Stop being such a wanker and put it on!
[Angel puts the pink helmet on]
Wesley: Looks good. Hop on board gorgeous.
Angel: You'll pay for this.

First Impressions

For your viewing pleasure (c'mon, I get extra points for video, right? 😉):
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Giles: It's, ah, the earthquake... that symbol... yes.
Buffy: I told you. I-I said "end of the world", and you're like "poo-poo, southern California, poo-poo"!
Giles: I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse. (Doomed)
 
Buffy: "When the apocalypse comes, beep me!"

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Wow, that was obvious, I must be losing my touch!

---------- Post added at 11:24 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:21 AM ----------

Alright, alright, this one is better:

T'ish Magev [to Angel]: "How many warriors slated for the coming apocalypse do you think are gonna be using that hair gel? Don't get me wrong - you're out there fighting the ultimate evil you're gonna want something with hold."

Heartthrob
 
Xander: I just, present company excluded, I have the worst taste in women of anyone in the world, ever.
Buffy: Ampata wasn't evil. At least not to begin with, and... I do think she cared about you. (Inca Mummy Girl)
 
Angelus: Yes, you're a spawn of Satan, all the Hail Mary's in the world aren't going to help. The Lord will use you and smite you down. He's like that. (Becoming Part 1)
 
Giles: I can't believe you served Buffy that beer.
Xander: I didn't know it was evil.
Giles: You knew it was beer.
Xander: Well, excuse me, Mr. 'I spent the sixties in an electric-kool-aid-funky-Satan groove.'
Giles: It was the early seventies and you should know better.

Beer Bad
 
Xander: And was there a lesson in all this? huh? What did we learn about beer?
Buffy: Foamy.
Xander: Good, just as long as that's clear. Anyways I think the boys in the car are contained for the time being. This'll give them some time to ponder the geo-political ramifications of being mean to me!
(Beer Bad)
 
Angel: "Excuse me. 'scuse me. I'm sorry. But has anybody seen my car? It's big , and it's shiny."

City Of
 
Joyce: I left my bra in his car.
Buffy: Mother!
Joyce: I'm joking.
Buffy: Good God, that's horrible. Don't do that. (I Was Made to Love You)
 
Cordy: "Am I a bad person? Am I just a horrible person? Because I know I can be snippy sometimes."

Angel: "This isn't happening because you're bad. - If anything it's because you're strong. Stronger than you realize."

That Vision Thing
 
Angelus: Spike, my boy, you really don't get it, do you? You tried to kill her, but you couldn't. Look at you. You're a wreck! She's stronger than any Slayer you've ever faced. Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl ... you have to love her. (Innocence)
 
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