Lord of the Rings Limericks

[Khaych]

Ok, so I was bored. Sue me. 🙂

Here's a few:

When mocking the Hobbit's small size,
I offer this word to the wise:
Make your opinion complete, Look! Big hands and big feet!
Rosie knows! See the gleam in her eyes?


To Arwen, the king did take knee
And propose, for all Gondor to see
But judge by our grins, the humor begins
When the king found out 'she's' a 'he'.


Galadriel, it's said, is exceedingly fair
The light of the sun, caught up in her hair
And thus it is odd, not with brother, Finrod
but with Gimli the dwarf, these strands she would share.

 

[Frenchy Faith]

I love the book, & the movie was kinda ok coz it was a hard word to do it.
However what a shame !!!!!!!! Who wrote the script and lines into the 3rd movie ? Gosh, some Theoden's sentences & the legolas one about 'to make a diversion' were soooooo lame !!!