My favorite spuffy scene ever.
BUFFY Spike.
SPIKE Hi, Buffy.
BUFFY Don't take this the wrong way but...
(She socks him in the nose.)
SPIKE Ow!
BUFFY What are you doing here? Five words or less.
(Spike counts the words on his fingers.)
SPIKE Out... for... a... walk... bitch.
BUFFY Out for a walk at night by my house. No one has time for this,
William.
SPIKE On your merry way, then. You know, contrary to one's self-involved
world-view, your house happens to be directly between parts... and
other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day but I feel
I'm outgrowing my whole "burst into flame" phase.
BUFFY Fine. Keep going, I cut you a break.
SPIKE Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess... you won't kill me? Wooo... the whole
crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly
original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I
really hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in life
besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway
and... and you have stupid hair.