ILLYRIAN
Druish Pervonian Wizard
CHRISTIAN VAMPIRE.
"Looks like he's coming to," said Omen.
Looking around he realised that he was unsure where here was exactly, damned hippies. He looked outside again.
"Where am I?" he asked.
"Where you should be," was the reply.
"Why here?"
"This is where we are," replied Omen.
"And who is we?"
"New friends, I'm Omen I like giving bad news to people.
There's Pandita, we usually call her Pain, as that's what she gives people. There's Amara, she's a real gem, she keeps coming back.
She's been staked twice that we know of."
"Why's your name?"
"Real names Christian."
"That's not a nice name for a vampire," said Pain.
"After I was changed I was known as Christ, until I was seen ripping into a vicars neck, shocked a few when his head fell off. Since then I've been known as Anti."
"Oh yeah!, Anti Christ! now that's a nice name," said Pain.
"So what happens here?" asked Anti.
He walked towards Pain as she talked,
"We kill who we want, when we want," remarked Pain.
"That was Omen's choice, she likes to send to flowers to the newly departed's family, that's how she got her name," said Amara.
"What about you?"
"I've been out and killed a few, lots of lovely warm drinkies, we thought that it would be good if we all had a reputation."
"You don't want a reputation, as soon as you get one, some-one else wants it," said Anti, "I learnt that as a human, guess it still applies."
"So what else do we do?" asked Pandita.
"We don't draw attention to ourselves," said Amara.
"Yes we do, but we, sorry I, like to send a message," said Omen.
"Like she says, say it with flowers
"What about the white sports car with blue stripes, huh?" asked Anti.
"Doesn't sound good, but we do know how get rid of it," said Amara.
"Advertise it as a swap," said Anti, "then turn them all."
"Got ya, when they are turned we don"˜t leave tell tail bodies, or if we do make sure they are found where we want them," said Amara.
"Just before they turn to dust."
"Tell him what you mean," said Pandita.
"Why? we get a nice drink, we turn them and leave them to catch the sun. All that is left is dust, and no-one looks for us."
"Beats what Pain does."
"What's that?" asked Anti.
"When Pain gets hungry, she lets her Barry bits do the talking and invites a guy into an alley."
"I can guess what he gets out of it," remarked Anti, "two holes in the neck."
"About Pain, she is good at luring the men, which we appreciate, and the screams are good, but boring and their last," said Pain..
"Doesn't help me much," said Anti.
"I can get women as well," said Pain, smiling, "I can get as many as you want."
"Meaning what?"
"One evening I was being chased by a couple of vampire slayers, so I went to a soccer match and went topless on to the pitch.
As I was nearing the stand I changed, caused a really big panic, it got the slayers of my back and I drank three people that night," said Amara.
"Where do the slayers live?" asked Anti,
"On the other side of town," replied Amara
"Do they bother us?"
"Yeah, but they've got their hands full right now, some battle
with the First."
"That covers most things Amara, might as well tell him the rest now," said Omen.
"What's that mean?" asked Anti.
"We've been waiting for you, we're going to get one of them tonight.
The one known as Kennedy. She prefers girls, so I'll make it obvious to her, when she's got her mind on me, you lot attack her. She's brought here, we have a limb each and drain her."
"Thing is when we drain her, she get's bitten where it doesn't show.
Then the bites are covered up and she is turned."
"The best bit is when we turn her dump her body outside the slayers house a message saying "˜next ' tied around her neck," said Pain.
"Now we aren't to sure yet but, I'm guessing that potentials blood will still be good, and it'll make the others think about it."
"Nice one," said Anti.
"Ah, seemed like a good idea at the time, just think about it, if she is like a slayer, it might help us."
"How?"
"It'll get them off our back for a while, they"˜ll think about, then they"˜d have to kill her."
"An' what about us?, after that? come back here to this place?"
"Where else could we go?" asked Amara.
"Get us a whole load of money and go somewhere else, but we don't stay. There's always the old country," replied Anti.
"What's in the old country?" asked Omen
"Well, there's lots of people, it rains a lot," said Pain.
"What's so good about the rain?"
"Cos when it rains, the sun doesn't shine, when the sun doesn't shine we can go for walkies during the day. Plenty to drink during the day."
"We'll be seen though," said Amara.
"You've lived in Sunnydale for to long, when it rains, people go to where they are going, they don't stop to look about."
"Okay, so we go to live there, should we go by plane or ship?"
"We go by plane, a night flight. I got it all planned out, it'll be easy."
Pandita went to the window, she wanted to look outside and think about what they were about to do.
"It seems that we never got around to doing the garden," she said.
"That was that blokes fault at the back, " said Amara, "well maybe it wasn't all his fault."
"Meaning?" asked Anti.
"Amara was wearing a top in the garden, the sprinklers started and the top she was wearing became very see through, anyway, that guy got an eyeful until Amara came back in," said Pain.
"I really want to kill him before we leave," said Amara.
"The night that we leave, kill him then. It'll be good if we all have a drink before we leave," said Anti.
Over the next few nights they prepared for the move. An advert had been put in the paper offering to swap their car, the next day they had six cars to sell, and theirs. The owners had been drunk dry, and their money taken. Pandita arranged for false papers and passports.
The money was changed into stamps and a selected person was killed, his body was filled with little plastic bags with stamps in them.
His body was then ready for transport.
"Amara, shall we go and get that human? so he's ready for us," said Pain.
"Anya, please rest. Dawn will stay with you," said Buffy.
"We need to find Kennedy's killers as well," said Willow.
"I know Will, and we will. It's just that we have a lead on Giles, if we had a lead on Kennedy, we'd do that."
"I know Buffy."
"You up for this Spike?" asked Buffy.
"I'm ok, but only if your in charge."
"Thanks Spike, girls! time to go," ordered Buffy.
"Right you lot, pick the weapon you can use best, not what you want.
When we get in we don't know how many there will be, until then, you might be against two of them."
"Are they all alright to go?"
"After you B."
"Right, to their place," said Buffy.
"Look at it like this Xander, because you wanted to see my Barry bits you got to meet Pain and Anti Christ," said Omen.
"Is he going to be enough?"
"One more won't hurt."
Anti had wandered out the back door, two minutes later the front door flew into the room, Buffy, Faith and the potentials dusted two of the vampires where they stood. Xander looked up, saw Buffy.
"Thanks."
"You know any of these Xander?" asked Buffy.
"Just one, that was Dru."
"She has a new name as well, one of those called Omen to her, there was Pain and Amara," said Xander.
"How do you know that?" asked Faith.
"They were planning to fly to England tonight, they're money is in the coffin. Buffy, I'm sorry but it is Giles is in the coffin. These are the ones that killed Kennedy as well."
"These were the ones that killed Kennedy? and Giles, is he
alright?" asked Buffy.
Xander whispered to Spike, telling him how the money was going to be moved.
"Buffy you and the girls go back to your house. Faith, you take Xander. I'll get the money.
Back at Buffy's house Xander was being gently smothered by Anya.
"Xander? why did they take you back to the house?" asked Buffy.
"I, I er I was dragged in there."
"Oh I know," said Spike.
"What is it? go on, tell us," said Faith.
"One of them had a name for it, Xander would have been chosen, he was looking at her wobbly danglies, mind you they didn't wobble so much."
"Meaning what?"
"Yes Spike, that's how they got Kennedy," said Xander.
"Oh right, at least we know what Kennedy looked at," said Faith.
"Huh?" asked Anya.
"Wobbly danglies! Barry bits! His eyes were open Anya!, Xander was looking at her tits," said Spike, grinning.
Buffy burst into laughter. Willow folded her arms across her chest.
"BUFFY!..... don't laugh like that!......claimed Willow.
"But she doesn't mind if you look though," said Faith, grinning.
"I never said that!" exclaimed Willow.
"Didn't say not to either," replied Faith, suggestively.
Faith and Buffy sidle up to Willow.
"So Buffy, fancy a couple of eggs, huh?" asked Faith.
"Stop it you two," said Willow.
"Sorry Buffy, I'm forgetting my manners. Would you like them scrambled?"
"HEY!," cried out Willow.
"So, Xander? how would you like them?" asked Spike.
"Think I'd prefer them........hang on!, you're not getting me like that!"
"There you go Anya, he hasn't bothered with Willow's," said Buffy.
"What's wrong with them?" asked Willow.
Looking down.
"Not answering that one either," said Xander.
"Buffy, over here a minute," said Spike, "I can feel something else, makes the First seem small. I don't like this feeling."
"Looks like he's coming to," said Omen.
Looking around he realised that he was unsure where here was exactly, damned hippies. He looked outside again.
"Where am I?" he asked.
"Where you should be," was the reply.
"Why here?"
"This is where we are," replied Omen.
"And who is we?"
"New friends, I'm Omen I like giving bad news to people.
There's Pandita, we usually call her Pain, as that's what she gives people. There's Amara, she's a real gem, she keeps coming back.
She's been staked twice that we know of."
"Why's your name?"
"Real names Christian."
"That's not a nice name for a vampire," said Pain.
"After I was changed I was known as Christ, until I was seen ripping into a vicars neck, shocked a few when his head fell off. Since then I've been known as Anti."
"Oh yeah!, Anti Christ! now that's a nice name," said Pain.
"So what happens here?" asked Anti.
He walked towards Pain as she talked,
"We kill who we want, when we want," remarked Pain.
"That was Omen's choice, she likes to send to flowers to the newly departed's family, that's how she got her name," said Amara.
"What about you?"
"I've been out and killed a few, lots of lovely warm drinkies, we thought that it would be good if we all had a reputation."
"You don't want a reputation, as soon as you get one, some-one else wants it," said Anti, "I learnt that as a human, guess it still applies."
"So what else do we do?" asked Pandita.
"We don't draw attention to ourselves," said Amara.
"Yes we do, but we, sorry I, like to send a message," said Omen.
"Like she says, say it with flowers
"What about the white sports car with blue stripes, huh?" asked Anti.
"Doesn't sound good, but we do know how get rid of it," said Amara.
"Advertise it as a swap," said Anti, "then turn them all."
"Got ya, when they are turned we don"˜t leave tell tail bodies, or if we do make sure they are found where we want them," said Amara.
"Just before they turn to dust."
"Tell him what you mean," said Pandita.
"Why? we get a nice drink, we turn them and leave them to catch the sun. All that is left is dust, and no-one looks for us."
"Beats what Pain does."
"What's that?" asked Anti.
"When Pain gets hungry, she lets her Barry bits do the talking and invites a guy into an alley."
"I can guess what he gets out of it," remarked Anti, "two holes in the neck."
"About Pain, she is good at luring the men, which we appreciate, and the screams are good, but boring and their last," said Pain..
"Doesn't help me much," said Anti.
"I can get women as well," said Pain, smiling, "I can get as many as you want."
"Meaning what?"
"One evening I was being chased by a couple of vampire slayers, so I went to a soccer match and went topless on to the pitch.
As I was nearing the stand I changed, caused a really big panic, it got the slayers of my back and I drank three people that night," said Amara.
"Where do the slayers live?" asked Anti,
"On the other side of town," replied Amara
"Do they bother us?"
"Yeah, but they've got their hands full right now, some battle
with the First."
"That covers most things Amara, might as well tell him the rest now," said Omen.
"What's that mean?" asked Anti.
"We've been waiting for you, we're going to get one of them tonight.
The one known as Kennedy. She prefers girls, so I'll make it obvious to her, when she's got her mind on me, you lot attack her. She's brought here, we have a limb each and drain her."
"Thing is when we drain her, she get's bitten where it doesn't show.
Then the bites are covered up and she is turned."
"The best bit is when we turn her dump her body outside the slayers house a message saying "˜next ' tied around her neck," said Pain.
"Now we aren't to sure yet but, I'm guessing that potentials blood will still be good, and it'll make the others think about it."
"Nice one," said Anti.
"Ah, seemed like a good idea at the time, just think about it, if she is like a slayer, it might help us."
"How?"
"It'll get them off our back for a while, they"˜ll think about, then they"˜d have to kill her."
"An' what about us?, after that? come back here to this place?"
"Where else could we go?" asked Amara.
"Get us a whole load of money and go somewhere else, but we don't stay. There's always the old country," replied Anti.
"What's in the old country?" asked Omen
"Well, there's lots of people, it rains a lot," said Pain.
"What's so good about the rain?"
"Cos when it rains, the sun doesn't shine, when the sun doesn't shine we can go for walkies during the day. Plenty to drink during the day."
"We'll be seen though," said Amara.
"You've lived in Sunnydale for to long, when it rains, people go to where they are going, they don't stop to look about."
"Okay, so we go to live there, should we go by plane or ship?"
"We go by plane, a night flight. I got it all planned out, it'll be easy."
Pandita went to the window, she wanted to look outside and think about what they were about to do.
"It seems that we never got around to doing the garden," she said.
"That was that blokes fault at the back, " said Amara, "well maybe it wasn't all his fault."
"Meaning?" asked Anti.
"Amara was wearing a top in the garden, the sprinklers started and the top she was wearing became very see through, anyway, that guy got an eyeful until Amara came back in," said Pain.
"I really want to kill him before we leave," said Amara.
"The night that we leave, kill him then. It'll be good if we all have a drink before we leave," said Anti.
Over the next few nights they prepared for the move. An advert had been put in the paper offering to swap their car, the next day they had six cars to sell, and theirs. The owners had been drunk dry, and their money taken. Pandita arranged for false papers and passports.
The money was changed into stamps and a selected person was killed, his body was filled with little plastic bags with stamps in them.
His body was then ready for transport.
"Amara, shall we go and get that human? so he's ready for us," said Pain.
"Anya, please rest. Dawn will stay with you," said Buffy.
"We need to find Kennedy's killers as well," said Willow.
"I know Will, and we will. It's just that we have a lead on Giles, if we had a lead on Kennedy, we'd do that."
"I know Buffy."
"You up for this Spike?" asked Buffy.
"I'm ok, but only if your in charge."
"Thanks Spike, girls! time to go," ordered Buffy.
"Right you lot, pick the weapon you can use best, not what you want.
When we get in we don't know how many there will be, until then, you might be against two of them."
"Are they all alright to go?"
"After you B."
"Right, to their place," said Buffy.
"Look at it like this Xander, because you wanted to see my Barry bits you got to meet Pain and Anti Christ," said Omen.
"Is he going to be enough?"
"One more won't hurt."
Anti had wandered out the back door, two minutes later the front door flew into the room, Buffy, Faith and the potentials dusted two of the vampires where they stood. Xander looked up, saw Buffy.
"Thanks."
"You know any of these Xander?" asked Buffy.
"Just one, that was Dru."
"She has a new name as well, one of those called Omen to her, there was Pain and Amara," said Xander.
"How do you know that?" asked Faith.
"They were planning to fly to England tonight, they're money is in the coffin. Buffy, I'm sorry but it is Giles is in the coffin. These are the ones that killed Kennedy as well."
"These were the ones that killed Kennedy? and Giles, is he
alright?" asked Buffy.
Xander whispered to Spike, telling him how the money was going to be moved.
"Buffy you and the girls go back to your house. Faith, you take Xander. I'll get the money.
Back at Buffy's house Xander was being gently smothered by Anya.
"Xander? why did they take you back to the house?" asked Buffy.
"I, I er I was dragged in there."
"Oh I know," said Spike.
"What is it? go on, tell us," said Faith.
"One of them had a name for it, Xander would have been chosen, he was looking at her wobbly danglies, mind you they didn't wobble so much."
"Meaning what?"
"Yes Spike, that's how they got Kennedy," said Xander.
"Oh right, at least we know what Kennedy looked at," said Faith.
"Huh?" asked Anya.
"Wobbly danglies! Barry bits! His eyes were open Anya!, Xander was looking at her tits," said Spike, grinning.
Buffy burst into laughter. Willow folded her arms across her chest.
"BUFFY!..... don't laugh like that!......claimed Willow.
"But she doesn't mind if you look though," said Faith, grinning.
"I never said that!" exclaimed Willow.
"Didn't say not to either," replied Faith, suggestively.
Faith and Buffy sidle up to Willow.
"So Buffy, fancy a couple of eggs, huh?" asked Faith.
"Stop it you two," said Willow.
"Sorry Buffy, I'm forgetting my manners. Would you like them scrambled?"
"HEY!," cried out Willow.
"So, Xander? how would you like them?" asked Spike.
"Think I'd prefer them........hang on!, you're not getting me like that!"
"There you go Anya, he hasn't bothered with Willow's," said Buffy.
"What's wrong with them?" asked Willow.
Looking down.
"Not answering that one either," said Xander.
"Buffy, over here a minute," said Spike, "I can feel something else, makes the First seem small. I don't like this feeling."