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Billy_Blood

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Ok, let's play some mad-libs! Incase you don't know what this is, Mad Libs is a series of books that involve playing a game by asking other people for certain words, like noun, verb, adjective, etc. And they use those words to fill in a story with blanks in it. Ok, did that sound too confusing? Probably. But let's begin.

I'd like to ask the good people of this board for the following(you can make it Buffy related if you want, but it doesn't have to be.)

2 Plural Nouns
Part of Body
Number
Plural Noun
Part of Body
Liquid
Part of Body(plural)
Part of Body
Adjective
Plural Noun
2 Adjectives
Verb(ending in "ing")
Noun
Plural Noun
Noun
 
tampons and cheetoes
arse (afraid to get too dirty here)
777
lubricants
toes
9
beer! (beer bad!)
butt cheeks
nostril
crusty
urinal cakes
short and squishy
slaying
corn
dirty diapers
grape jelly

(This is hard when you aren't sure what you can get away with saying in here. Sorry.)
 
Have I Got A Giraffe For You!

Giraffes have aroused the curiosuty of tampons since earliest times. The giraffe is the tallest of all living cheetoes but scientists are still unable to explain how it got its long arse. The giraffe's tremendous height, which might reach 777 lubricants, comes mostly from its legs and toes.

If a giraffe wants to take a drink of beer from the ground, it has to spread its butt cheeks far apart in order to reach down and lap up the water with its huge nostrils. The giraffe has crusty ears that are sensitive to the the faintest urinal cakes, and it has a short sense of smell and sight. When attacked, a giraffe can put up a squishy fight by slaying out eith its hide legs and using its head like a sledge corn.

Finally, a giraffe can gallop at more than thirty dirty diapers an hour when pursued and can outrun the fastest grape jelly.
 
Ok, THAT was slightly twisted. But cute. I like the part with the spreading of the butt cheeks to drink the beer. YEAH!!!
 
For the next one I need:

Noun
Plural Noun
Adjective
2 Plural Nouns
Number
2 Adjectives
Noun
Adjective
Verb
Part of Body
Noun
Adjective
2 Plural Nouns
 
coconut
balls
nasty
toes
pimples
69
pudgy
rank
toilet
sweaty
fart
earlobe
fecies - don't know how to spell
lucious
holes
vampires
 
He's supposed to fill in the blanks of some story he has. You gotta wait and see if he comes back with it.
 
oh sorry, bit new here

::OFF TOPIC::

hehe your av is the same pic as my banner!
 
see what? Oh the banner? yea I changed it but now unfortuantly me and rayne have the same avatar! 😛
 
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