~~Make me lol

Okay this probably isnt funny to anyone who is sane but here goes...

what does a fish say when it swims into a wall... DAM!!! hehehe i thought that was sooo funny when i first heard that!!

i have a blond joke as well but i dont think that its that funny

two blonds walk into a building... youd think at least one of them had seen it! hehe ROFL
 
Gasm: Nah im ok, i should've taken pics so you could see,lol, 😉

Yusu+cream=yum!: lol, i love that blonde joke!!

i have a blonde joke: This blonde gets dents in her car and she takes it to the car repair man, and she says: how can i fix the dents?
the repair man says: Get on your knees and blow on the exhaust pipe.
Shes doing it out the front of her house and her blonde friend comes over and says: What the hell are you doing?
The other blonde says: i took my car the repair man and he said to blow on the exhaust pipe to pop the dents out.
her friend has an odd look on her face and says: You forgot to put the windows up!

lol, its not that good 😉

What do you call a line of blondes ear to ear?

A wind tunnel 😉 lol, its not that good either
 
I have a really funny joke, it involves a genie, two gay men and the kkk, but I can't tell it here because I would probably get banned.
 
And me, hostile one!!

So, the slapstick didn't work then Gasm! *kicks self* I'll think of something! I always laugh at other people's misfortune... not cos I'm evil... just cos it's really funny!
 
Yesterday I was walking home, and on the way I stopped at the duck pond to say hello to the little duckies. One of them had some little babies, and so I fed one of them some food, and he liked it cause he started to follow me home. I had this string hanging off the bottom of my pants and the chiky bit it and tore off a part of the bottom of my pants, but it was cold outside so I went to the park and grabbed some tree leaves and tied them to the bottom of my pants. I couldn't let the wind hit my bare leg! So I got home and had to order some new pants out of a catalog, so I was looking at all the pants, and I saw these ones with not only 4 pockets, but they had secret pockets on the knees. They looked hot, so I decided I would buy them. Those pockets could be so useful for all of my secret objects I need to hide! Now I can go back to the duck pond and take the chiky home in my secret pocket!
 
It worked with my little grandson, so here goes - BUM! WEE! POO!
 
LOL....Mr. Pointy, if that didn't get him then NOTHING will...

You folks have some great stuff here.....but the Gasm seems to indeed be made of stone...

Perhaps the FUNNY joke route is not the answer.....maybe he can be blindsided by going the STUPID and LAME joke route.....

Let's see if it works....

Here's an observation about the name Pocahontas.....now, just what the f____ is a hontas anyway.....and why would anyone want to POKE it??
 
Speaking of Pocahontas, did anyone see the Disney version of this? Is anyone familiar with US history? Then we all know that when John Smith and Company arived, it was not to a lovely Northwest looking place but rather to a rank, swampy, inhospitibal terrain... Also, why do the Native American's in this movie look so much more like Asians (I'm aware of the genetic similarities) than the Native Americans that actually inhabited that area?

I have the hiccups.
 
OLD MASTER 2.0 said:
Here's an observation about the name Pocahontas.....now, just what the f____ is a hontas anyway.....and why would anyone want to POKE it??
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lol now if that doesnt make him laugh nothin will

hmmm ill take another crack at it-
justin guarini has just signed a record deal if he buys 12 cds he'll get one free
krispy kreme wedding cakes are becoming popular this year and so are size 50 wedding dresses lol
 
grr..was that a real story??...cause that was hella oddly sweet...

points...potty mouth language to laughen me...noyce try...i guess that was the best option considering my maturity level...

hey oldie...checker chess and poker...those were the illest back in elementary...i'm going to ask every chick i meet tomorrow that...it'll bring back fond memories...

so far...rene almost got it with that can opener joke...almost...

brake the rocks yalll
 
If you find a formula stick with it...WILLY! FART! BOTTOM!

I'm hoping that Fox will come in for the rights on this one - Channel 5 are interested in the UK rights...
 
lol...points...you got me...

Willy??

lol...willy...foflol...that made my day...points wins...
 
*sob* I'd like to thank my agent - Lar, you're wonderful, I love you; the rest of the cast and crew - guys, this is for you *holds trophy aloft*my partner - Chris, I love you and, most of all, the fans - without whom none of this would've been possible*sob*. Hey Ma, your little boy did good*sob, splutter, sob*
 
OneEyedXander said:
you forgot to thank the academy
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My bad.

...*sob* and last, but not least, I'd like to thank all the members of the Academy, without whom none of my bribes could've found a home*sniff, sob*
🙂😛
 
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