Male or female regardless - which creature makes the best vampire?

ILLYRIAN

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Which fish, animal, bird, insect or mammal would make the best vampire?
 
why do Mozzies stick their bums in the air when they is drinking blood?
 
The Aye-aye! They have to be on the top ten list of creepiest animals of all time. They have long fingers and claws, creepy eyes, and rodent like teeth. Plus, they are nocturnal! I believe that makes them the perfect archetype of a vampire.

 
Stake fodder
Stake fodder
Never heard of this animal before - the eyes ARE creepy!
For some reason, the place my mind first went to was grizzly bear. I can see the horror movie - Vampire Grizzly!

Or this deer, which comes pre-fanged. You'd think, "Oh, so cute, like Bambi," while it got close to you, then yaaahhh! It leaps for the bite!
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to say bear 😄
Ticks.

Or in fact any kind of creature small enough to crawl into you house at night and secretly attach themselves to you and drink you while you sleep.

Now, imagine a swarm of them, hungry for blood.
 
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