I don't consider whipped cream and chocolate being dirty, rather sleezy and very creepy like celinedioncreepy.
I don't consider myself being either a tomboy or a girlygirl. Being a slacker, I dress accordingly to what is lying on the floor that doesn't smell too much. That could be pretty much anything.
I don't like getting down and dirty with cars or anything that requires using your hands and muscles since I pretty much don't have any muscles. I like computers better, they make better friends than people.
I can't get my nails done because I'm a nervous freak and I chew off my nails whenever I get too stressed. And I'm just too darn lazy to put on make up every damn morning, or every time I go out, or at all really. I'm pretty much too lazy to put on my glasses in the morning. Oh, and that reminds me, I better go and find them...