Man burns down his house because of vampires

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Uh oh. 😅

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A Florida man ended up burning his own house to the ground because he was afraid of vampires.

According to reports, the 64-year-old’s wife had attempted to have him committed for mental health reasons earlier on the same day, but when police officers arrived he was deemed to be acting rationally, meaning that he could not be involuntarily committed.

Nonetheless, a few hours later he became violent and started to break windows with his cane while shouting “the vampires are going to defend themselves.”

He ultimately managed to set his house on fire by throwing ceiling insulation on to the stove before going around knocking on his neighbors’ doors to tell them that his wife was still inside.

The house was completely destroyed in the fire however his wife managed to escape unharmed.

The man was promptly arrested at the scene.

It remains unclear exactly what caused him to fly off the rails.
 
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Sounded like he had a case of bats in the belfry.

Melvin the Vampire Slayer does not have the same ring to it as Buffy.
 
The man fool! He should've blamed it on Trump supporters, that's all the rage these days.

And its slightly more believable than vampires.
 
He fuelled the fire by throwing ceiling insulation on the stove? A thoroughly pathetic insulation.
And he still had fears of vampires getting into the house, Darla and Drusilla playing tricks on him huh?
What sort of house was it as according to Spanky the house had a belfry! Mind you if he had used the
insulation from the belfry to help promote the fire the bats would have had a bigger area to fly about in.

Quick tell Hollywood sounds like a good horror story in the making.
 
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