Marketing blunders..

Skanky Vamp

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Black Thorn
Oh yes, I could see this being the rage

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Blondie Bear
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Crazy Flakes
I have those!
Marketing is a funny business, ain't it? You can put a dollar sign on ANYTHING.
 
I WANT A PET ROCK, not some crappy rock I could find outside, I WANT A PET ROCK THAT'S IN A PRETTY BOX, SOLD IN A BIG SHOPPING ESTABLISHMENT.
 
Have you ever heard about the guy that sold pixels? xD That is really funny and true.
 
anyone else think if the fashion world pushed them, people who are morons would wear them and think they looked good wearing them?
 
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randiann
what about cats strapped to their feet? Giles seems to think so....
This just shows that you can make money on ANYTHING!


Maybe I should make billions by launching the newest hit among kids:

Pet socks.
You get your own pair of twin socks with eyes, you have to draw on your own. You can make them talk, if you pretend.

I am gonna be rich!
 
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Fake Shemp
and im entitled to half of the fortune... legally
That has already been done, Pernduck.. you have to invent something new.
 
I remember some stuff from a uncle johns bathroom reader I once read.

'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchises tried their slogan of "finger licking good" at their restaurants in China. The translation lost something and it was interpreted as "so good you'll chew off your fingers."

Ford had problems promoting the "Pinto" car in south american nations; it's slang for 'small male genitals' in their target countries. Who would want to drive that?

Also Pepsi had a problem in translation for the far east. "Come alive with Pepsi" was translated literally as "Pepsi will raise your ancestors from the dead"

I'll try to find that book; it had more instances of weird in it.
 
I like those allergy warnings. Like there was one on Planters Peanuts, I think it was - "May contain nuts".
 
This just shows that you can make money on ANYTHING!

I know, my mate once told me that if you have some chewing gum, ate it and spat it out into some tissue then wrapped it up, you could sell it on Ebay and say that it was some famous celebrities chewing gum. And people would actually bid on/buy it.
 
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