Mayor Moments

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Okay,I know The Mayor may not be the most popular in the Buffy series,but hey,what can I say,I think the bad guy`s are always cool,especially this guy,he had some really histerical moments..

They may be more stupid then funny,but they`re a good laugh..

A few are:

-"Gee I`m chipper,Whose up for some rootbeer",*The mayor struts off as Mr Trick follows with a grin of laughter worn on his face*

-Mayor Quote: "Make sure you wash your hands after every meal,and under your fingernails,dirt get`s trapped there,and germs,and mayonase"

The ones listed,along with his "Moist Touilette" quote,and the fact he always seems to crack a joke,even in battle

These two are great ones!But the number one has to go to the finish in Graduation Day Part 2...

-*The mayor chases after Buffy through the school,eventually winding up in the library,The Mayor eventually realizes that Buffy had jumped through the window as an escape,and he was in a room full of TNT,The mayor begins to become worried,but cracks his last joke, "Well Gosh" as he is blown into the air as Giles ignites the TNT*

Well,Those are them,They not be the best descriptions in the world but hey,I`m tired lol,Anyways,Anybody got any funny moments?
 
I liked it when he gets stabbed by Giles with the fencing sword i really wish i could remember the line i dont have my videos with me, grr. Its funny tho but the mayor is the second bestest bad guy behind the trio.
 
🙂 Here's the quote for you;

Mayor: "So, this is the inner sanctum. Faith tells me this is where you folks like to hang out, concoct your little schemes. I tell you, it's just nice to see that some young people are still interested in reading in this modern era. So, what are kids reading nowadays?"
The Mayor walks to the table and picks up a book.
Mayor: "'The beast will walk upon the earth and darkness will follow. The several races of man will be as one in their terror and destruction.' Aw, that's kind of sweet. Different races coming together."
Buffy: "You never get even a little tired of hearing yourself speak, do you?"
Mayor: (To Giles) "That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her."
Giles grabs a sword from the table and thrusts it through the Mayor's chest. He staggers back but regains his balance.
Mayor: "Whoa! Well now, that was a little thoughtless. (Pulls the sword out of his chest) Violent outbursts like that, in front of the children? You know, Mr. Giles, they look to you to see how to behave."
Buffy: "Get out."
The Mayor takes out a handkerchief and slowly wipes the blood from the sword.
Mayor: "I smell fear. That's smart. Some of your deaths will be quick, if that's worth anything. Well, see you all at graduation. (Throws the sword back to Giles) You don't want to miss my commencement address. It's going to be one heck of a speech."

- Graduation Day Part 1

And another, one of my favourites:

The Mayor surveys the damage in the wrecked conference room.
Mayor: "Well, this is very unfortunate. I just had this conference room redecorated, for Pete's sake. At taxpayers' expense. And, oh yeah.... (the cheerful facade breaks and with a burst of rage, he smashes a chair) They've got my box."
 
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