~~Milk~~

I'm very peculiar about my milk drinking. First of all I only drink 2% and under (yes I like skim milk). I cannot drink milk from anybody elses house (unless I just bought it and opened it!). I also can only usually drink milk from a glass (no plastic) and I really only prefer to drink right after it has been bought-me being the first to open it AND VERY COLD (so cold that there are little ice slivers on top). I can use it in cooking after that just fine even at other people's houses. AND if it sits too long in the glass I have to pour it out...

I'm much more tolerable about choco and strawberry flavored milks. Still not up for drinking them at other people's homes...
 
Your an odd bird Chas...lol...

I have a milk story...Chasity bought me some yesterday night. It was yummy...and we drank it with our chicken nuggets...yum...thank you Chasity! 😛
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And now I'm drinking a glass of choclate milk from the milk you bought me...yummy chocolatey goodness!
 
i used to love all things milk but since 3 years ago i am lactose intollerant so no milk for me so i just randomly sniff other peoples food and drink!!!
 
I've stumbled across a few anti-milk facts in the course of my studies. They may or may not be true.

* It takes hours (or is it days) to digest milk.

* If you feed store-bought milk to a calf, it will die.

* They did a study one time on what food dysfunctional adolescents consumed the most of. You'd think it would be sugar, or something like that. It was milk.
 
I used to like drink a lot of milk, hence me teeth are as strong as steel. But I'm all orange juice now!
 
HAHAHA!!!! Um I got a storry with milk.
Well Im lactose intolerant so I drink soy milk, but I have a funny story.
In 5th grade I was drinking vanila silk and my best friend made me laugh, I spit it ALL out on her face and she didnt talk to me for a week....lol I got her uniform and her all dirty and sticky it was funny!! Shes still my best friend and she will never let me forget that. The first thing she told my bf Nick when we started going out is 'dont make her laugh when she has a mouth full of liquid' lol and she also said, 'dont do it when shes eating eather...she might choke' shes sooooo bad lol
 
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours -. Sorry, I get carried away when milkshakes are mentioned ...
 
lol...jackie...you know that all sailors are gay...lol...

faith...yes this is totally pointless...but isn't that the point...lol
 
I have another milk story...when I was little I was watching Flipper (if any of you remember that...they call him Flipper, Flipper...anyway...) my brother did something really stupid as he was exiting our house through the back door and I started laughing as I was drinking and damn near choked to death. I inhaled a LOT and he didn't see and I couln't breathe until I stumbled down the hall and pounded on my moms door. She flung the door open and screamed "WHAT?!" She scared the piss outta me and with the force of it I was able to clear my throat...it was so sad...I spit milk all over the front of her...
 
lol...i'd buy that book...


milk...there was a time in highschool in whick i only drank chocolate milk for lunch...nothing else...lol..it was a weird time...
 
Well, I would but I'm afraid that by the time I was done I might notice how much more of a pathetic freak I really am...I think I'll just keep them scattered at random in my brain rather than clumped together staring back at me...mocking me mercilessly...but hey, thanks! 😉 😛

LOL! Why was that SG? What's the story behind the choco-milk-aholic? 😛
 
i needed protein...and i hated drinking 4 glasses of skim milk...so i just drank 4 glases of choco...lol...probably like half a day's calories...but it was so cool...i like parked my self in front of the milk dispenser...and sucked'm away...lol...you have no idea how many weird stares i got...it was like i was this oddity on display...people would walk by...get there lunch..and marvel at the bottomless utter...lol...
 
LMFAO! I love it! See, I'm the one wierd chick that would have thought that was adorable...lol
 
OMG Rayne you have a story for everything...your life is soo cool! Can we swap? mines boring... *yawn*

I also have a recent story about milk that is really not funny or cool or anything. but i was drinking chocolate milk and I bent over near my freind ashlee and she was eating chips and it tipped right into them! She was like "uhm...dad...my chips are a tad soggy" and Ifelt bad so i gave her mine.

Also I forgot to mension, have you guys tasted the coffee ones?? omg they are soo desgusting I had one and nearly came all of it out again!
 
im lactose intolerant but i drink tht special milk and its really good and i love strawberry milk
 
Alyson hon, thanks, but stick to your own...believe me, you wouldn't want mine...really...

Has anyone seen those people that suck milk up a straw into their noses and spray it out their tear ducts? *shudders* That's just insanity...
 
oh I saw that on the guiness book of recordds, it had this tape and its desguisting! I wonder how it is possible, cause dosent your nose go down to your throght?
 
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