More invasive questions, just for the hell of it 😁

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

1. If you could go back in time and meet your 10 year old self, what advice would you give?

2. Do you think the Apocalypse will occur in your lifetime?

3. Did you know that brunettes actually rule the world?

4. If a rogue genie turned you into a garden knome, where would like to be placed?

5. Do you have freckles?

6. Which two combatants would you pick for a celebrity death match?

7. How many fingers am I holding up? 😈

8. Last time you betrayed someone?

9. If you had a thermonuclear weapon, which country would you utterly obliterate?

10. Do you like oysters?

11. If your plane crashed in a remote place (with no food for a week) would you join a few other passengers and cannibalize those who didn't survive, or starve to death?

12. Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese?

13. What is your first memory?

14. Someone sends you an anonymous love letter; are you flattered or creeped out?

15. Would you jump in the water to save a friend from the jaws of a massive shark, or would you shrug and think, "Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles."?

15. Favourite sport?

16. How long can you hold your breath?

17. Do you have any phobias?

18. Do you have stalker tendencies?

19. Last time you lost your keys?

20. Would you make a good pirate?

 

[Priceless]

1. If you could go back in time and meet your 10 year old self, what advice would you give?

Don't be scared, be confident, you're brilliant!

2. Do you think the Apocalypse will occur in your lifetime?

No, I hope not.

3. Did you know that brunettes actually rule the world?

I did

4. If a rogue genie turned you into a garden knome, where would like to be placed?

In a dog park. Yes I know the dogs would pee on me, but it's small price to pay to be surrounded by dogs every day

5. Do you have freckles?

No

6. Which two combatants would you pick for a celebrity death match?

Crikey, I don't want anyone to die for my entertainment. But I would get a laugh from a (This is a bit political, so spoilered as don't want to offend.)

Spoiler

Chase Strangio v Owen Jones fist fight.

7. How many fingers am I holding up? 😈

Two

8. Last time you betrayed someone?

Several months ago. A guy at work commentated on a girls looks and I laughed and agreed with him. I felt incredibly guilty for days afterwards and still feel bad now, even though neither of us knew her. I feel better now I've admitted it to you all.

9. If you had a thermonuclear weapon, which country would you utterly obliterate?

Bit harsh. I don't want to destroy anywhere, I want to make it better. But if pushed, Yemen. It's pretty much hell on earth as is.

10. Do you like oysters?

Don't think I've ever had one.

11. If your plane crashed in a remote place (with no food for a week) would you join a few other passengers and cannibalize those who didn't survive, or starve to death?

Cannibalize those who didn't survive of course. And I'm a vegetarian. But I'd wanna live.

12. Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese?

It's possible

13. What is your first memory?

Sitting in a pram and a neighbour putting their face very close to mine to say hello and it scared me.

14. Someone sends you an anonymous love letter; are you flattered or creeped out?

As long as it didn't say anything creepy in the letter, then flattered I guess.

15. Would you jump in the water to save a friend from the jaws of a massive shark, or would you shrug and think, "Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles."?

I can't swim, so I'd scream and run around like a loon until I found someone who would jump in.

15. Favourite sport?

Football. But I can watch most sports.

16. How long can you hold your breath?

30 seconds

17. Do you have any phobias?

Not really, nothing life limiting

18. Do you have stalker tendencies?

No, the opposite.

19. Last time you lost your keys?

A couple of weeks ago. I lose them quite regularly nowadays for some reason.

20. Would you make a good pirate?

No, I can't swim and suffer from sea sickness.

 

[BaskingINBangel]

1. If you could go back in time and meet your 10 year old self, what advice would you give?

Go back, it's a trap.

2. Do you think the Apocalypse will occur in your lifetime?

Absolutely. I think it will happen within the next 10 years.

3. Did you know that brunettes actually rule the world?

I'm a brunette. Of course we do, I've known this most of my life.

4. If a rogue genie turned you into a garden knome, where would like to be placed?

Somewhere tropical, maybe Tahiti?

5. Do you have freckles?

No

6. Which two combatants would you pick for a celebrity death match?

I honestly have no idea.

7. How many fingers am I holding up? 😈

One.

8. Last time you betrayed someone?

Years and years ago.

9. If you had a thermonuclear weapon, which country would you utterly obliterate?

I wouldn't do that.

10. Do you like oysters?

Meh.....

11. If your plane crashed in a remote place (with no food for a week) would you join a few other passengers and cannibalize those who didn't survive, or starve to death?

I would hope not, but I've never been in that situation (thank goodness) so I really can't say.

12. Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese?

Not a chance.

13. What is your first memory?

I was only a few years old, In a car with my family, and driving through a tree lined street with overhanging branches.

14. Someone sends you an anonymous love letter; are you flattered or creeped out?

Creeped the heck out!

15. Would you jump in the water to save a friend from the jaws of a massive shark, or would you shrug and think, "Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles."?

I can't swim, so my friend would be sol.

15. Favourite sport?

Thoroughbred Horseracing

16. How long can you hold your breath?

I just tried it. 15 seconds. 😂

17. Do you have any phobias?

Yes, I do.

18. Do you have stalker tendencies?

No, but I sure have a tendency to attract the people that do.

19. Last time you lost your keys?

It's been awhile

20. Would you make a good pirate?

I don't think so

 

[ILLYRIAN]

1/
Me at 10 years old, jeez I'm small ain't I? I er, we er um, you are looking for another religion to follow, ignore most recognized religions as they are false. Save time and look into Witchcraft, concentrate on the thoughtful use of being a Wizard. Read the very old leather bound English books on Witchcraft, continue to learn from Voodoo, Satanism and Devil Worship.

2/
An apocalypse? Most likely, but I hope not.

3/
What! Hair colour decides who will rule the world, what a load of rubbish. That is like saying that skin colour actually makes a difference.

4/
If a rogue genie turned me into a gnome I'd go somewhere thats gonna get destroyed real quick. So see Q 9

5/
Even when I look in a mirror I see no freckles, (could a vampire see its freckles in a mirror?)

6/
If both combatants of the death match are both successful, who cares?

7/
How many fingers are you holding up, all of them. Though I can only see one, guess which one that is?

8/
Not exactly a betrayal but if you include a curse, that'd be 15 and a half years.

9/
Given enough thermonuclear weapons, definitely China.

10/
Urrr, yukky oysters! Guess what the answer is.

11/
Well there is no way I'd ever get on a plane.

12/
Of course it isn't, a film company has a boy fishing from the moon and he looks hungry.

13/
My first memory was when I first saw a ghost when I was eight years old.

14/
I'll get the sender of the letter and make him suffer.

15/
My favourite sport is teaching feral cats how to swim in deep water, in a cage.

16/
I can usually hold my breath for ten minutes, I take it you meant blowing into my hands to hold my breath?

17/
They are sort of phobias, I hate blowing into my hands to keep them warm whilst keeping the feral cats cage in deep water.
I've yet to be able to get the water in the river to be warm.

18/
Not really, unless you count stalking the feral cats!

19/
Funny you should say that, when I'm finished on here I'll continue looking for them.

20/
Funny you should ask if I'd make a good pirate? Is a good pirate one who is very successful or a pirate who only does good?

 

[BibliophileAnn]

1. If you could go back in time and meet your 10 year old self What advice would you give?
Realize the writing talent you have, nurture it and write stories that you come up with using that great imagination you have. Also, take creative writing classes when you get older. Believe that you have the published author in you and the ability to become one. When someone tries to teach you to draw and oil paint don’t give up on it so soon. If it doesn’t happen then know in the future that it will and that the artist in you will come out. Give more things a good try before deciding you will not be good at it.
2. Do you think the apocalypse will occur in your lifetime?
Possibly
3. Did you know that Brunettes rule the world?
I’ve been aware of that for some time.
4. If a rogue genie turned you into a garden gnome where would you like to be placed?
On a hilltop in Hawaii overlooking the Ocean.
5. Do you have freckles?
Yes
6. None.
7. How many fingers am I holding up?
5
8. Last time you betrayed someone?
I have not betrayed anyone, but someone betrayed me. There is a possibility that I will be betrayed at some future point in my life.
9. If you had a thermonuclear weapon what country of the world would you obliterate?
None. I would dismantle Thermonuclear Weapon and put the pieces where no one could find them.
10. Do you like Oysters?
No. I would only eat them if there was nothing else to eat and I was starving.
11. If your plane crashed in a remote place (with no food for a week) would you join a few other passengers and cannibalize those who didn't survive, or starve to death?
As I don’t fly and would never be in an airplane large or small I would not have to make this decision.
12. Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese?
No way and no how.
13. What is your first memory?
Watching 14 Dalmatian puppies drink from muffin tins in my yard. These 14 Puppies came from Pebbles our pet Dalmatian dog.
14. Someone sends you an anonymous love letter; are you flattered or creeped out?
Definitely creeped out.
15. Would you jump in the water to save a friend from the jaws of a massive shark, or would you shrug and think, "Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles."
I can barely swim and still have to have a noodle in the deep water in a pool. A lifeguard if there is one around will have to try and save my friend.
15. Favorite Sport
Football
16. How long can you hold your breath
30 seconds.
17. Do you have any phobias?
Yes.
18. Do you have Stalker tendencies?
No and I don’t currently have one. I doubt I will ever draw the attention of one.
19. Last time you lost your keys?
I never have.
20. Would you make a good pirate?
No.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

1. If you could go back in time and meet your 10 year old self, what advice would you give?
I have a lot of repressed memories from childhood. I can't even recall my 10 year old self. Things that happened prior to my near-death experience are hazy. That's because one of my shaman teachers said that was when I was reborn and a new soul entered my body. It was supposed to provide comfort I think, but it sorta freaked me out.

2. Do you think the Apocalypse will occur in your lifetime?
It depends on how you define the word apocalypse. One could see the apocalypses of understanding all secrets. So that would be like a good thing.

3. Did you know that brunettes actually rule the world?
But reds and yellows are hotter and cooler (respectively)

4. If a rogue genie turned you into a garden knome, where would like to be placed?
Outside your bedroom window so that I would always startle you looking and and you'd be like oh, that's just the garden gnome, and then you'd see the sly smile and think or is it?

5. Do you have freckles?
No, I gave Mr. Freckles back to his owner.

6. Which two combatants would you pick for a celebrity death match?
I would opt for a three-way fight between the Chris' Pratt, Evans and Hemsworth

7. How many fingers am I holding up? 😈
Trick question. You are holding up no fingers. Simply a thumb

8. Last time you betrayed someone?
It depends on how you define the word betrayed. I usually just betray myself anymore.

9. If you had a thermonuclear weapon, which country would you utterly obliterate?
Bomb New Jersey.

10. Do you like oysters?
Yeah, but they aren't the best conversationists.

11. If your plane crashed in a remote place (with no food for a week) would you join a few other passengers and cannibalize those who didn't survive, or starve to death?
I'd probably be eating on them before the plane actually crashed.

12. Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese?
The moon is hollow, but the outer shell could be made of cheese. Processed cheese.

13. What is your first memory?
The first thing I remembered, like duh.

14. Someone sends you an anonymous love letter; are you flattered or creeped out?
Neither. I am amazed that people actually mail things anymore.

15. Would you jump in the water to save a friend from the jaws of a massive shark, or would you shrug and think, "Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles."?
Only if they were rich and promised to reward me before hand.

15. Favourite sport?
After the last few years I don't much care for sports anymore

16. How long can you hold your breath?
Until I need to breathe again.

17. Do you have any phobias?
Yes, on the mantle at home. I hope to collect the whole set.

18. Do you have stalker tendencies?
I wouldn't say tendencies as much as aspirations.

19. Last time you lost your keys?
I am not Glory. I do not lose my keys.

20. Would you make a good pirate?
arrrr you kidding? Aye would make a great pirate.

 

[Nix]

1. If you could go back in time and meet your 10 year old self, what advice would you give?
Get therapy!

2. Do you think the Apocalypse will occur in your lifetime?
I hope not!

3. Did you know that brunettes actually rule the world?
Nope it's silversurfers!!! LOL

4. If a rogue genie turned you into a garden knome, where would like to be placed?

AT the front door!! Gnome Nixxy!

5. Do you have freckles?
Only in the sunshine, they are shy in winter!

6. Which two combatants would you pick for a celebrity death match?
Kim Kardashion v The Rock!

7. How many fingers am I holding up? 😈
None

8. Last time you betrayed someone?
You and Now! 😝

9. If you had a thermonuclear weapon, which country would you utterly obliterate?
I can think of a few... but shall name none.

10. Do you like oysters?
PUKE NO

11. If your plane crashed in a remote place (with no food for a week) would you join a few other passengers and cannibalize those who didn't survive, or starve to death?
Don't know.... never been in that situation before!

12. Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese?
Hell yes!

13. What is your first memory?
My parents arguing

14. Someone sends you an anonymous love letter; are you flattered or creeped out?
Creeped out

15. Would you jump in the water to save a friend from the jaws of a massive shark, or would you shrug and think, "Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles."?
Well, neither.... I throw in a friend that could swim to save them!

15. Favourite sport?
None

16. How long can you hold your breath?
.............................................................................................................................. about that long!

17. Do you have any phobias?
Yes... Not telling you though. 😂

18. Do you have stalker tendencies?
Me? Never!!!
MWhahahaha

19. Last time you lost your keys?
I don't think I've ever lost them!

20. Would you make a good pirate?
Yes... why? well, that's not family friendly!

 

[epimetrius]

1. If you could go back in time and meet your 10 year old self, what advice would you give?
"Enjoy the nerdy stuff dweeb. Pretending to be disinterested is for squares."

2. Do you think the Apocalypse will occur in your lifetime?
Which apocalypse? More seriously, no, I generally have more hope in people.

3. Did you know that brunettes actually rule the world?
Makes sense.

4. If a rogue genie turned you into a garden knome, where would like to be placed?
Some lawn with toooo many ornaments.

5. Do you have freckles?
No

6. Which two combatants would you pick for a celebrity death match?
Seth Rogan and Jack Black. No interest in the fight, no interest in a death. But I'd be very interested in the story that leads up to the fight.

7. How many fingers am I holding up? 😈
3

8. Last time you betrayed someone?
This morning. I convinced myself that setting an alarm is a good idea. That bastard.

9. If you had a thermonuclear weapon, which country would you utterly obliterate?
Now that's what I call asking for a political shit-show.

10. Do you like oysters?
Never tried them, no opinions.

11. If your plane crashed in a remote place (with no food for a week) would you join a few other passengers and cannibalize those who didn't survive, or starve to death?
Necrophagia is a big no. I'd have to exhaust all other options first.

12. Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese?
I work as a sub and I convinced a class of middle schoolers it was. I say convinced, but what I mean is postalized. 100% true. I've never heard of cheese being written about before the moon landing.

13. What is your first memory?
My cousins' Phantom Menace snowglobe with Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Darth Maul lightsaber dueling.

14. Someone sends you an anonymous love letter; are you flattered or creeped out?
Depends on the contents of the letter.

15. Would you jump in the water to save a friend from the jaws of a massive shark, or would you shrug and think, "Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles."?
Look, there can be one tragic death or two. Something something, trolley problem.

15. Favourite sport?
I can get pretty invested in cricket sometimes

16. How long can you hold your breath?
like 10 secs, I have asthma

17. Do you have any phobias?
Agoraphobia

18. Do you have stalker tendencies?
I sure hope not

19. Last time you lost your keys?
Like 5 years ago. It was in my car's cupholder

20. Would you make a good pirate?
In terms of ideals? Yes! In terms of actions? Hell no!

 

[LemonBanana]

1. If you could go back in time and meet your 10 year old self, what advice would you give?

2. Do you think the Apocalypse will occur in your lifetime?

3. Did you know that brunettes actually rule the world?

4. If a rogue genie turned you into a garden knome, where would like to be placed?

5. Do you have freckles?

6. Which two combatants would you pick for a celebrity death match?

7. How many fingers am I holding up? 😈

8. Last time you betrayed someone?

9. If you had a thermonuclear weapon, which country would you utterly obliterate?

10. Do you like oysters?

11. If your plane crashed in a remote place (with no food for a week) would you join a few other passengers and cannibalize those who didn't survive, or starve to death?

12. Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese?

13. What is your first memory?

14. Someone sends you an anonymous love letter; are you flattered or creeped out?

15. Would you jump in the water to save a friend from the jaws of a massive shark, or would you shrug and think, "Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles."?

15. Favourite sport?

16. How long can you hold your breath?

17. Do you have any phobias?

18. Do you have stalker tendencies?

19. Last time you lost your keys?

20. Would you make a good pirate?

1. Stop giving a rats bum what other think, enjoy youth before your forced to grow up

2. Absolutely!

3. I did not, but rather proud they do, i feel a lot smarter now

4. I wanna be one of those groovy disco gnomes that sneak into peoples fridges at night. Like the film Gnomeo and Juliet 😛

5. Nope, but i love them

6. The GC and a very posh old actor/actress

7. The middle one!

8. I cannot answer that, i am burdened with glorious purpose

9. Why settle for a country when you can take on the world!?

10. Ew nope tastes like snot

11. I'd be on a private yacht chillin

12. Of course! What else would it be made out of?!?!

13. Getting bitten by a goat... dont ask

14. Creeped out... and slightly flattered...

15. Not so much the cookie but, "thats how the friends crumbles". ew no thats dark, i wanna sound heroic and say id save them hehe
15. Wait theres 2 fifteens, i like netball and swimming, and hula hooping!

16. 2 mins and 46 secs, timed it when i was in swimming contests!

17. Don't think so, nothing like fear of spiders, just dying alone...

18. Nope... maybe... for legal reasons thats a joke...

19. Never 😇

20. Ooh arrr... nope

 

[Nothing13]

1. If you could go back in time and meet your 10 year old self, what advice would you give?
"Enjoy these years of school at the fullest and do what you like. You will have less free time when you will start working"

2. Do you think the Apocalypse will occur in your lifetime?
I don't believe in any religion, so I don't believe in the apocalypse from any theological point of view.
Scientifically speaking I don't think human extinction or world destruction will happen in my lifetime

3. Did you know that brunettes actually rule the world?
No

4. If a rogue genie turned you into a garden knome, where would like to be placed?
Near a tree, I like trees

5. Do you have freckles?
No

6. Which two combatants would you pick for a celebrity death match?
I am not interested in celebrities "fights" or "death matches"

7. How many fingers am I holding up? 😈
I don't know

8. Last time you betrayed someone?
Betrayed is a "big word". Sincerely I don't think to have ever betrayed anyone

9. If you had a thermonuclear weapon, which country would you utterly obliterate?
None

10. Do you like oysters?
No

11. If your plane crashed in a remote place (with no food for a week) would you join a few other passengers and cannibalize those who didn't survive, or starve to death?
I will cannibalize those who didn't survive

12. Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese?
No

13. What is your first memory?
Playing in my house

14. Someone sends you an anonymous love letter; are you flattered or creeped out?
Nor flattered nor creeped out; I will try to discover who sent the letter. If I don't discover and no one shows up, I wouldn't care about the letter

15. Would you jump in the water to save a friend from the jaws of a massive shark, or would you shrug and think, "Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles."?
I will try to find someone (a lifeguard) to help me with my friend in order to save him if we can.

15. Favourite sport?
-I practised powerlifting and arm-wrestling for years and I liked a lot
-I follow Football

16. How long can you hold your breath?
42 seconds

17. Do you have any phobias?
No, phobias in a pathological sense, but I am a little disturbed by big spiders

18. Do you have stalker tendencies?
No

19. Last time you lost your keys?
1 year ago

20. Would you make a good pirate?
I don't think

 

[Hunga Munga]

11 I know I wouldn't be turning cannibal in the first week . I'm pretty sure I could forage something to stave off hunger for seven days 😀 . In general I don't have a problem with eating human flesh to survive ....but it would have to be a pretty dire situation to even consider putting it on the menu .