Most embarrassing moments...

ashley*marie

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Okay everyone...the time has come! Post your most embarrassing moments! I think mine can beat all of yours! Okay, my most embarrassing moment is.....well, i actually have 2 most embarrassing moments...

I was having my first period and I was wearing khaki colored pants that day and i went to the movies and then out to dinner and anyways, I was walking around with this big red blod on my butt and I had no clue that it was there and everyone kept on staring at me and finally my sister pointed it out and oh my god, i was so embarrassed.

Just a few weeks ago I was at the beach and i was wearing a bikini and the top half all you have to do is just tie it around the back and so anyways i go off the high dive and sometime between when i'm going off the high dive and i land in the water the top half of my bathing suit falls off and everyone saw me topless!! so i had to swim around and find the top half of my bikini and put it back on, but i swear that was soooo embarrassing!
 
oooh poor ashley*marie i always have that phobia and always wear dark jeans around that time!!!
not many embarrasing things have happened to me so i guess when i fell down some steps at school in front of a lot of people and spilt some sixth formers lilt everywhere !!!
 
I have way too many to name, they usually occur when I'm para, everything always seem fun at the time. I have stacked it so many times when i'm in bars, I remember when i was in a club and i was umm worse for wear and jumped on this bloke (i thought he was one of my mates, who always gives me piggybacks) and jokingly was biting his ear, turned out it wasn't him, that was really funny.
 
One of my worst ones that I can remember is being in a sci fi shop and i was flicking through the posters and I turned round to talk to my friend and she had walked away and I started to talk to a giant cardboard cut out of SMG and the guy that worked behind the counter was watching and he laughed and said something like, i'd be afraid if she talked back. That was kind of embarrassing.
 
Umm well for me the only moment I can think of was about 4 years ago I was at my best friends house when her mom took us to the high school because she had to talk to one of my friends teachers. We were left out in the van when we noticed this couple in front of the school flirting like there was no tommarow. Anyways we decided to sit and watch them because well there was nothing better to do. Finaly a few minutes later my friend decided to lay down and try to get some sleep. I continued to watch until the girl spotted me watching! She told her boyfriend and he came running over to the car (I was laying on the floor of the van mortified) lol he started asking me if I was watching them when all of a sudden we hear the voice of my friends mom asking the boy why he was at her car. My friend and her mom teased me the whole way back to their house.
 
OMG! they sound so embarassing, i don't have an embarassing stories, i don't get embarassed that easily, as alot of people don't take me seriously, lol, and would probably think that i did it for the fun of it 😀, so....i'm safe :: sighs ::
 
Okay, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away when I was in high school...

I started at a new school in a new state and I was trying to take a short cut across the lawn to my first class. I started down the grassy hill, when WHOOPS...

I slipped and slid all the way down the hill. I had a solid coating of red mud on my light blue cords. Not cool.

I had been chewed out by my mom the day before about me calling her to pick me up from school early every day, so I just stayed at school and dealt with it. I felt like a real doofus.
 
my embarassing moment was when i was in 11th grade ( ive left high school now ), anway i was on the top yard, watching this fit lad Daniel Morris playing football and i was stood with my back against the wire mesh fence and some bit's were sticking out, anyway one of my friend's grabbed my hand and started pulling me so i could go and chat with Danny, anyway she was pulling me and in heard this ripping sound i looked down at the back of my skirt and it had ripped all the way to the top of the skirt and there was only a little bit of material keeping it together at the top,
everyone could see my knickers so i had to call my mum and ask her to bring another skirt, i could of died

luckily Danny didn't see it.

~* Jamie *~
 
Most embarrasing moment for me........

At my first job, they have a tradition of taking out the new guy drinking. I worked my week went out drinking and was really drunk. The other tradition they had was getting said new guy onto the stage with the comedian in the club.

So late into the evening a very drunken me was hauled up on stage. laughing and joking with the comedian and he suggested a strip-tease and i was so drunk i agreed ::blush::

The only saving grace here was that my shoelace got tangled up so fortunately the trousers stayed on 😀
 
mine would have to be from 2 years ago, i was working in a club as a bouncer/doorman whatever and obviously as i'm quite big everyone thought i was a big tough guy, it proved ill one day when my best friend (a 5'3 inch girl) got in an arguement so i stepped in to calm things down and my best friend(shes and angry person) kicked me in the nuts which resulted in me spending the night in hospital.

i did get her back though, i ended up going out with her and i've made her life hell ever since. 😀
 
I was in a classroom at lunch doing homework for my next period and I was giving some sissors back to my teacher and i had the sharp end pointing up. So my teacher tells me to turn them around but I thought she meant me, I was beyond confused but I did a full turn anyway. When I turned back around to face her she was laughing so hard and I was still in the dark. Finally my best friend tells me that she meant the sissors. It was so embarassing. My teacher thought it was so funny because I'm so book smart and always know stuff in her class but I am such a ditz.
 
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