When I was 14 I used to play football (soccer) on Sunday afternoons in the local youth league. One match in particular was hard to live down when we were playing a team who had been banned from the league for the previous two seasons for unruly conduct.
I had the ball and was being covered by two players, I decided to try to take them on down the wing, I made it past one and the second guy tried to tackle me. We were bumping and barging each other challenging for the ball when Mum, God bless her shouts out "Go on sweetie pie!"
The only person not laughing was me 😱
To be fair to her, my Mum is an amazing woman and an inspiration every day. To tell the stories of her greatness would take days and as verbose as I am, even I couldn't put it all down on here.