Movie about yourself

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If there was ever a movie about yourself, who would you like to star as you, who would the supporting cast be, what would the be? Who would direct? What genre would it be? What's the plot? And what songs would be on the soundtrack?

Here's the pitch for a movie about me:

Title: Fridge Raider: The Cradle Of Booze

Genre: Comedy/ Action Adventure

Directed by: Kevin Smith

Cast: Bob (Me)- Tom Lenk, Bob's Dad- John Lithgow, Ambigiously Gay Danny (A friend of mine)-David Faustino,Bob's two year long crush (Withholding name)- Kirsten Dunst, 7-11 shop keeper who always chekcs for I.D- Chow Yung Phat, Matt the bodybuilder (Another friend of mine)-FAbio, Mail Order Jim (An old coworker)- Steve Buscemi

Plot: Bob is out of beer and out of cash, so he tries one get rich quick plan after another so he will never run out of beer. So with his two friends Matt and Ambigiously gay Danny he will stop at nothing to stock his fridgewin over the girl. The final fight scene will be betweeen bob and the shopkeeper of 7-11 who refuses to believe that Bob is over twenty one. But his quest takes an wanted turn as Mail Order Jim turns on him trying to steal his magical ring that will summon mail order brides across the country Oh and it ends with a big musical number

Soundtrack: Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly, Too Drunk to F**** by Dead Kennedys, Anarcy In The UK by The Sex Pistols, Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard, Still Counting The Days by Goldfinger, So.S by Suicide Machines, Surrender by Less Than Jake, Love and Chaos by S.T.U.N, I hope You Die by The BloodHound Gang, and Ballroom Blitz by The Damned.
 
WOW! Very creative Hostile! I would totally go pay to watch that movie. I bet I would even buy it when it was released on DVD! 🙂

Without even seeing it, I give it two fists of fun!
 
ROCK! It's about damn time they put The Story of LD into production.

I see Dolph Lundgren in the titular role, because he's huge (totally unlike me, but since it's my movie I can pretend). Also, he talks funny and he's not currently governor of anything. David Lynch would direct this moving story of one Dolphin's (hey! Dolph ... Dolphin ... how's that for synergistic grooviness!) quest for true love on the banks of the River Styx. Featuring James Spader as The Ferryman and Bob Eubanks as Hades, Lord of Hell.
 
Sounds truly romantical, LD! In a mysterious and dark way...

Can I come to the premier with you? 🙂
 
James Spader as The Ferryman....

I can soooo see that!! *lol*

Hmmm a film about me? Will have to think about this one and post it later...
 
Originally posted by DeepDespair
Hmmm a film about me? Will have to think about this one and post it later...

And I bet I know who will be included in it, in some form of another 😉
 
heheh my movie would be sooooo borring....folowing a girl around her boarding school all day and watching her complain about how much she hates it......not all to fun lol.......but my 'out' of school life is a nother story!!!!
 
Yes, mine would be extra boring also. It would be like, watch the girl and boy... watch the boy cheat on her.. and see girl get angry and then never talk to him again. Then see girl find new boy... then tire of him... tell him to go away... see boy not understand and follow girl around forever. 😉
 
faith - *coughbillyboydcough*

Okay...so i've had alot of time on my hands...and i have a large imagination!! and I LOVE the film "The Labyrinth:...

Title: The Labyrinth - It's Real!
Director: Peter Jackson (the man is a god!)

PLOTLINE:

The film "The Labyrinth" has been remaded and released. It stars Kayleigh Collins as Sarah and David Bowie, back in his role of Jareth. But then something extra-ordinary happens had Kayleigh, along with 3 college buddies, get sucked into the world of The Labyrinth. They land in a village just outside The Labyrinth, and find out that Jareth has been over frown by the evil Lord and it's their destiny to save Jareth, along with new friends they make on the way. Adventures include: The Mystery of the Missing Sock...The mystery of what is Fast Food REALLY made out of...The All Singing All Drunk Seven Pervert Dwarfs and many more...

CAST:

Eliza Dushku: Me!
Jason Biggs: Steve
Amber Benson: Lousia
Billy Boyd: Alan
James Spader: Baldasarre
Johnny Depp: Conan
Angelina Jolie: Adonia

Tim Curry: Lord Baal
Dominic Monaghan: Egor
Orlando Bloom: "The Guy"
Peter Jackson: Gazali, the Village Crier
James Marsters: Dung, The Village Idiot
Anthony Stewart Head: Fredrick, The Annoying English Guy who Gets Knocked Out All The Time

(no affence...love the guy...and Giles...just thought it would be funny to have him in there!)

okay...so i'm crazy...so sue me!! 😛
 
LMAO! This is great...I love your topics Hostile...and your movie...well, I'd see it...Kevin Smith...lmao...great call!

Well, if you want to see my movie then think of a fun and wacky mixture of Girl Interupted, As Good As It Gets, Alice in Wonderland and Chance...with maybe a touch of some creepy stalker flick...

Oliver Stone could direct it much in the same camera style as Natural Born Killers...yeah...that would be about right...as for who would play me I don't really care. As long as I get a rockin' dream sequence with James Marsters...yeah...and I'll handle the stunt work in that scene...😀

Hmmm. This would definately require a bit of thought...
 
I don't think my life right now is interesting enough to make a movie about. But if they try, I want Edward Norton to play me, and Quentin Tarrantino to direct it, and then whatever the outcome, it'll be worth it.
 
Well, the plot for my movie would be a comedy about four college guys trying to make it through life in LA. Jason Biggs will play Jordan (Me!) as the shy, yet quite over-sensitive college kid. Other roles include:

Jack Black: Steve (The comic-book nerd who looooves Xena)
Sean William Scott: James (The all-american jock, rules at football)
Orlando Bloom: John (The European ladies man who loves to party)
Kiera Knightley: Nicole (Jordan's love interest. An aspiring actress who is continously being turned down for roles.)
Anthony Stewart Head: Professor Schwartz (the strict college professor who would do anything for the boys to fail in life.)

The name of the film will be something like Wrong Direction or The I In Team. I haven't decided on a director or a soundtrack, but I think you get the idea. 😀
 
Mine would have to be an ensemble piece:

The Write Outlook on Life: A friends-like ensemble on a group of Twenty-somethings as they pursue their future through almost soap opera-like troubles.

Justine (ME)-Eliza Dushku (LOL-totally me if I had a body! LOL-not even close) ---The central character-a married 21 year old copes with married life, her pursuit of writing fame, getting an education, and a new house, while also attempting to solve the troubles of her wacky group of best friends and family.

Ismael-Michael DiLorenzo-Justine's husband-dealing with the same problems, but alot more well-adjusted about it, Ismael is funny and calm-letting all things roll off his back, and joking about the things that don't.

Joy-Jennifer Lopez (she looks like her! For real!)---Justine's flighty best friend who is in constant search of a good boyfriend but who makes REALLY bad decisions.

William-Vincent Katheiser- (The only actor I could think of at the moment LOL)---Justine's dead beat best friend who can't seem to hold down a single job or make it through school-sadly the smartest person Justine knows.

Jennifer-(As yet, uncast)William's sweet but flaky grilfriend who despite being at the age of twenty, can't seem to get out of her house for more than 5 minutes thanks to AMAZINGLY overbearing parents.

The story would be cut on a incident by incident basis, with "Chapters" such as: "The three day hangover", "This can only happen to me", "Blackmailing your Family", and my personal favorite "Sitting in a puddle of pee at the doctors office" (That one DID NOT happen to me!
 
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