MentPatient
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Gay Movie Metaphor???
Okay... don't attack me for saying this but I just found this...
Gay movie metaphors
Spiderman- Kid gets picked on, doesn't fit in. Then all of a sudden, he figures out he's "different." And then his aunt and uncle don't understand why he's acting all funny. So his uncle says he's been through the same thing, but he's all "not quite." So he puts on an insanely flamboyant leotard costume he made himself, and sneaks out at night. To, like, shoot strange men with sticky white stuff. And he can't tell anyone his secret, because they'd get hurt. And he says he's in love with this girl, but like Harry says, he never makes a move. Instead he moves in with his best friend, who just so happens to be a superhottie, and gets all jealous when he starts dating.
Lord of The Rings - Two small-boned boys joined by a troup of men and sponsored by a race of singing, pantyhose-wearing elves take off through a treacherous culture to cast away antiquated societal norms, i.e. a ring, the symbol of traditional marriage, imposed upon them by a dark tyrannical force whose troops are hygienically - and fashion - challenged cave-dwellers.
Jurassic Park - Try to repress and castrate them, but they bounce back, smash the fences, and eat the rich white guys and their lawyers.
Ghost - They sit at that pottery wheel and make her a penis.
Matrix - Small minority group travels around helping people escape their standardized cocoons and flee from a repressive homogenic society. Neo is the original Queer Helpline.
Okay... don't attack me for saying this but I just found this...
Gay movie metaphors
Spiderman- Kid gets picked on, doesn't fit in. Then all of a sudden, he figures out he's "different." And then his aunt and uncle don't understand why he's acting all funny. So his uncle says he's been through the same thing, but he's all "not quite." So he puts on an insanely flamboyant leotard costume he made himself, and sneaks out at night. To, like, shoot strange men with sticky white stuff. And he can't tell anyone his secret, because they'd get hurt. And he says he's in love with this girl, but like Harry says, he never makes a move. Instead he moves in with his best friend, who just so happens to be a superhottie, and gets all jealous when he starts dating.
Lord of The Rings - Two small-boned boys joined by a troup of men and sponsored by a race of singing, pantyhose-wearing elves take off through a treacherous culture to cast away antiquated societal norms, i.e. a ring, the symbol of traditional marriage, imposed upon them by a dark tyrannical force whose troops are hygienically - and fashion - challenged cave-dwellers.
Jurassic Park - Try to repress and castrate them, but they bounce back, smash the fences, and eat the rich white guys and their lawyers.
Ghost - They sit at that pottery wheel and make her a penis.
Matrix - Small minority group travels around helping people escape their standardized cocoons and flee from a repressive homogenic society. Neo is the original Queer Helpline.
