Mr P, Lazy D and Old M - who would win?

[Faldor]

ok picture the scene,

after being banned from the white lion, Mr Pointy, Lazy Dolphin and the Old Master have sneaked back in disguised as 16yr olds trying to get their first pints.

this is it, the big one, the show down the final match of DOMINOS!

who will get the final point?

who can actually remember how to play (i can't)

will they just get bored and knock them down for a laugh?

this has all gone a bit banzai

PLACE BETS NOW!!!!

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Not wishing to influence the betting but I feel I must point out I used to be a league dominoes player...🙂

I've just remembered the Malcolm in the Middle ep when Dewey constructed the domino runs (or whatever the technical term is) through the whole ground floor of the house 😀

 

[spike's_bitca]

Originally posted by Mr. Pointy
I've just remembered the Malcolm in the Middle ep when Dewey constructed the domino runs (or whatever the technical term is) through the whole ground floor of the house 😀

Classic!

 

[Rayne]

LMFAO! Ok...um...I think that Mr. Pointy would be approaching this like a master at dominos while Old Master fell asleep in his chair out of pure bordem when along comes LazyDolphin, drunk, with a round of stolen beers and knocks the whole domino empire down...lol...I really couldn't say...I love all of these guys...😛

 

[Old Master 3.0]

Dominoes??! COOL! I love pizza!
A deep dish cheese lovers for ME please..............

Oh.....bugger.....you were all talking about the GAME of dominoes, weren't ya?

Heh.....well THIS is embarrassing.....heh...........I just thought...........w..........

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

:::Thump!:::

 

[Rayne]

LMFAO! There ya go! LOL! Awww...somebody get him a blanket...

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Want to learn dominoes, they do...player of fives and threes, I was...master of the scoreboard, yess...

Trying to be Yoda, but starting to think it's more like Gollum 🙂

 

[Willow Rosenberg]

I need 10 of whatever you lot are on! 😛 ::evil1::

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Originally posted by Cordelia
I need 10 of whatever you lot are on! 😛 ::evil1::

Ten! You must be having a baaaad day 🙂 It'll just be a couple of glasses of wine for me tonight instead of the large amount of booze consumed the other night - which led to the bizarre dominoes postings between myself and Faldor (I seem to remember some quoting of David Bowie lyrics as well for no particular reason other than humourous effect...it's strange what seems funny when you're p*ssed...)

 

[LazyDolphin]

Good lord! How did I miss this thread?

Dominos, eh? I sense myself at a slight disadvantage, having never actually played a game of dominos before. I'm with Old Master on the ORDERING of Dominos (it's an American pizza chain, not sure if they have any branches in Mr. Pointytown). Are you sure we can't play darts instead? I'm hell on 20s and 18s, even if I can't ever seem to hit the lower part of the board to save my life.

But if it's a battle for pints, then GAME ON! In the name of beer I will lie, cheat, bribe and cajole my way to domino dominance! Is it anything like poker? Can I stack the domino-equivalent of aces up my sleeves? Can I flip the table over in anger and leap to my feet, six guns a-blazin'?!?! 'Cause that'd be totally groovy. I wouldn't be targeting Mr. Pointy or Old Master, mind you...I see it more as the three of us old fogies vs the rest of the whipper-snappers in the pub.

 

[Jules]

Ok, my money's on Old Master....no wait....LazyDolphin.....maybe Mr Pointy......a draw....?....lol....

LD, I'd take you on with the battle of the pints. As long as Faith is on my team....lol...see, she's from Scotland and a uni student...you can't get more deadly than that...😉

Our third team member would be......Foi....she seems like she'd be able to drink anyone under the table...😛

 

[Mr. Pointy]

No Dominos pizzas near us - I had heard of them though (they sponsor The Simpsons on Sky TV). Our little part of the country doesn't have enough people to warrant one...

Not so good at the darts but I can play it if pushed and, in the dim distant past, I've also played bar billiards and skittles in pubs. Being good at any of these games was a sign of a misspent youth in the days before video games...

I like the idea of the three of us against the world for beer 🙂

I would be going for an "Unforgiven" vibe but it would probably end up more as "Grumpy Old Men"...

Double Post (next time use the edit button!):

Sounds like we could have a Board Battles pub games tournament taking shape here. Any other three-person teams want to take us on? Looks like we've got Boys 😉 vs Girls so far...

 

[Faith]

Originally posted by jules
LD, I'd take you on with the battle of the pints. As long as Faith is on my team....lol...see, she's from Scotland and a uni student...you can't get more deadly than that...😉

Don't forget that i'm half Irish also and average around 8-10 pints of Guiness when i'm drinking 😉

 

[Faldor]

now that i think about it im pretty sure David Bowie would win.