My God, am I the only one without a life?

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killerdwarf

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It's Friday evening, and here I sit, on the stupid box. All my Brit buds have gone off clubbing, or to sleep, preferably with company ::evil::. All the Yanks are just prepping for club time, and no one is here...if I wasn't at work getting paid, this would be totally pathetic.

Hello o o o o o oo ooooooooooo out there!

**crickets chirp***
 
I could talk to you even though I don't know you at all. I can try to be amusing for a while. Let me see here... Have you ever seen the movie Salem's Lot? This guy just beat a new born baby. That got me so angry! The producer of this show is lucky I don't know his name. Who wants to see babies get hit? I mean really.
 
Nope, haven't seen the movie, but I read the book. I don't remember that scene, though. Have you read any other books? I like books. And I really don't like babies being beaten either...
 
This movie is seriously getting on my nerves. It's a vampire movie so that's the only reason I'm watching it. Some kid just got killed. That's not cool either.

I don't like to read but I do like to write a lot. I'm working on a story right now called Hero. I PM'ed the guy here named Hero but he left so I guess he won't be interested in helping me with it.
 
I'll send you a copy of my book if it ever gets published. How can you like reading? I get bored fast and for some reason holding the book open annoys me.
 
Watched part of that movie tonight...I got bored....and went online...on a friday night...you aren't the only one without a life...don't worry...lol

Caridad's Watch said:
How can you like reading? I get bored fast and for some reason holding the book open annoys me.
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lol..thats great...holding the book open annoys you? lol....I guess it can be kind of annoying. I mean your sitting there holding the stupid thing open so you can read words on a page. lol...
 
Actually, I'm a little surprised ... this is the first Friday I've been on the computer in a long while ... at least in a few months, anyway. But don't think I have a life in any way, lol. My computer's been on the fritz, and it's a miracle if the internet will even work when you turn it on. Luckily, this is a good night ... it's even working remotely fast tonight. 🙂
 
a life? what is this strange concept you speak of? does it talk? is it like a dog? or more like a cat? or..like my dog which is half vacuum, half dog, and half cat? or is it like a fish?
*sits and ponders as what a life could be*
certainly it is not a pesky thing that requires us to be elsewhere, when we could be somewhere?..no..that's a job....hm...I'm afraid I'm unaware of what a life is exactly. 🙁
I do wish I could help though...but..too help, I need to have some semblance of an idea of what we're talking bout. 😀

right..so..more of serious thing. *rollseyes* i couldn't resist the bit before..been begging to get out someplace sometime. and it made me grin. so...eh...
right. i think i like that word..good song too...well.i like it. not best but..right said fred's im too sexy. funny. *shrugs* i'm weird. not that you didn't know that but.

I'm yank that...has never been in a club. if it makes ya feel any better. been in bars. but...that was...at 5 in the afternoon...so far, not fond of alcohol...netherlands. legal. 😀
but...eh..it could be worse.

hope the puter gets all sorted out utopia. dun like comp probs. they make me 🙁

hehe...i write. and i read...and...i don't read as much as i did...blew the socks off everyone at school...in ...uh...7th and 8th...we had a program where we would read the book and take a test, i always bested teh other person by at least 75..maybe a 100. never failed a test...i had..nothing else to do...i used to get in trouble for reading during math class...mind you this was when i had an idea about what was going on. now...i dun write as much as i did,...nor do i read as much..i..don't know where my time goes. *thinks some more..but..stops cuz doesn't want to shorten out her brain circutry and sighs* right. i'm no help. did i at least get a grin from someone? *looks all hopeful*
 
*does lil victory dance of joy, then numfar's dance, then snoopy*...ok..so..not really in any semblance of a form except picturing a super bowl victory goal dance, numfar and snoopy. but...smile is good. i like smiling. and remember this (it never ever helps but...its...*shrugs*) it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile.
its just easier emotionally. cynically me.
anything I can do to make ya feel more better? bit is good...but...a lil bit more would be even better. and even better tops better, but its not betterery. *schrunches face up thinking.*
right. well. i...thought bout something else five minutes ago. was sorta funny. like if flamingos were green and shrimp were navy blue, would that like totally throw off the world's balance? cuz...its like a constant. flamingos=pink cuz of pinkish shrimp. but...blue shrimp equalling green flamingos?....
well..it'd certainly throw my world for a huge loop. I might never recover...*shudders at thought of that thought coming true and being locked up in a annoying white cell, in a pretty white jacket, hitting head against soft sleep inducing pillows muttering "flamingos=pink cuz of shrimp. not green. green bad. bad bad bad green. down with green...blue shrimp...bad bad blue..no more blue ever....pleasing revolt. kill blue. paint green flamingos pink...gotta get out...pink flamingos. pink flamingos...pink flamingos*
sorry
i've been having a bit of a fascination with pink flamingos lately.
wonder why. grin? if ya didn't, can i pout? pwease? it'll give me brain fodder, so i can think of a grin worthy thing to say.
 
killerdwarf said:
Alright you win, ya made me laugh...but no more dancin'...well, maybe a bit🙂
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No dancing? man. just when I would actually finally consider it too. *sighs* least i made ya laugh. laughings good.
did you know, that people that laugh regularly, burn loads a calories and are healthier?
in no way whatsoever meant to imply anythign...i..just actually learned somethign from a commercial..and...about chemical imbalances causing bad things with moods...and...cigarettes kill. course...i liked the drug one where there was an egg and the lady made it go all kerplat! made an impact. not that i remember what it was or anything...i just know, drugs. bad. *shrugs* she was cute too...hm...oh well.
i dun do dancing....its...nah..nopes. not me thing.
yknow...even with my dislike of dancing, i was thinking of joing the ballet with my buddy, hes...about...ten feet tall...coupla tons...grey...3 years old...no hands...four feet. a tail...a big trunk, which is handy, cuz when we go vacation by a river, and there's no showers,,....but I'm not sure where my buddy could take ballet lessons.
I tried calling tom...and jerry. but...tom kept saying something about jerry, and i couldn't understand jerry.
bugs was out. elmer...dun wanna go there.
i tried everyone. no one knew where Sally can take ballet. 🙁 poor elephant.
(and just so yknow, dun wanna take ballet. so..no worries..no dancing here. trying for another grin. i make it? or was i like that pole vaulter that trained and traind, and then tripped right 'fore vaulting and smashed their nose? (and, side note to this, i dunno if it happened...just...making up random stuffs...tis all..nothing new either.))
so, kd, you wouldn't happen to know of any places a really sweet elephant could take ballet lessons would you?
she's a quick study. *looks all serious*
 
Hmm. Think I saw a couple of elephant-types at my daughter's studio...oh wait, that was a Ballet Mom (much worse than a soccer mom, believe me) in a grey sweatsuit...my bad...
 
aw....sally got all hopeful there...well...i got another friend...maybe you can help him. snicklefritz.
hes a tabby cat. orange. handsome enough for a cat. but...he likes this certain type of deep sea fish. the guy he lives with, won't buy a $5 can of food, when a not as good type is $4.88. *rollseyes* but...snicklefritz doesn't know how to swim. you wouldn't happen to know of any places that teach cats who are utterly petrified of water how to swim?
snicklefritz, is completly willing to shell out thousands, to learn how to swim, but won't fork over $5 for a can of food.
go figure. but sh...dun tell him i said that...haven't gotten him declawed yet.
so the cheering up thing, its working a bit?
 
Well...I can vouch for not having a life. The occasional going out, I guess. But all of the people I club with (an astounding 4 of us! whoo! does that say something about the rest of my friends, or the four of us?...) are out of town. Some are online with me, enjoying our non-lives. I like the quiet, though. Time to work on my site and all. I figure if I actually produce something, then the night was not wasted. But, I would like to be down in Deep Ellum tonight...it's "Freak Night" at the Lizard Lounge....Here's toasting to our lack of lives...*cheers*
 
I sat in last night too, just couldn't be bothered going out was too tired. I've been going out a lot recently during the week, there is a good pub that all the sailors and marines come to 😉 as there is a naval base really close.

Was meant to be going to visit a friend in Edinburgh but can't get a hold of him, and its raining badly outside and I know i'm going to get a cold if I go out so its a Saturday afternoon and i'm in my PJ's (already been out though) settling down for a night in.

I like being in as much as I like going out. I don't know if its because i'm getting old or just boring but I love a bath, candles, wine, facial, doing my hair, more wine and watching a movie. Nice when its raining outside.

Oh yeah and i've got lots of work to do online.
 
Its raining really really badly here..and its freezing,...I got up at 9 and I'm still in my pyjamas...I'm in the house on my own and I've been online for about 2 hours..what an interesting life..my parents have gone out..I know its to finish getting my birthday presents...and I'm planning on watching Buffy and Charmed all day...
 
well..here in the winter the clubs don't have much atendency coz wel..its frekking cold..and people of here (including me) don't like cold.. and now in summer, our lifes is amily consisted in beatch and going out at night..
hum..it must been a good life...i havent gone out or to the beatch this summer yet coz...ofthe bloody exams...*grumbles and curses* so my life now consists on:
-study
-computer time
- watching tv
very interesting hun? yeah..well i only have the next exmas in thhe end of july so..but i gotta start studing..or else its would be a massacre like these ones..*rolls eyes*.. pc time is always fun..and tellie.mainly watching Euro..hsve i told ya i'm a soccer lover? not obcessed, juts like to see it alot since i can't play anymore.. so here this is my life...*covers eyes and hits forhead*..god my life is so sad.. ::huh1:: ::mmm::
 
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