My life according to Google

[Washburne]

Came across this on facebook and it's very silly but maybe some people will get more fun answers than me.

My life according to Google; Type in the following and choose from the first description found.

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Tobias needs help.

Guess that settles it then.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

What Tobias looks like. View images and pictures about "Tobias"...

Yeah. That was fun...

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

He hates Tobias. Hates hates hates hates hates hates hates. One of his main reasons for living was a desire to see Tobias dead first.

Oh goodie. People love me.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Tobias goes kashless. Hmm, I wonder if they mean cashless. We can always go with the vid that came up first.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XssLcuuyBM8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XssLcuuyBM8[/ame]

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Tobias loves Cristina.

Well it could have been way more wrong.

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Tobias eats - the vid [ame="http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3yHVuWyOYk"]http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3yHVuWyOYk[/ame]

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Tobias has a myspace.

No I don't and never did.

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Tobias is awesome.

Sounds good. If I was this guy at least. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GE2V1qyYFE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GE2V1qyYFE[/ame]


To the one deciding if this thread will be approved or not. I'm aware that it in no way is Whedonverse based so not approving it won't be a problem. Still thought it would be here instead of Social studies. But up to you. 😉

 

[MandaMeena]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Amanda needs more ink

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Amanda looks like she will blow away in the wind

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Amanda hates Parvati.

No I don't. Sounds like a lovely gal.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Amanda goes to jail.

"mamaaaaa! just killed a man!"

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Amanda loves lesbians.

Of course I do! 🙂

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Amanda eats perfume.

That was one of the tame results... *shudders*

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Amanda has learned to dance despite being born deaf.

How would that impede on one's dancing ability in the first place?

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Amanda is a scalape.

Huh...

 

[GrrArghx]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Angel needs a ride

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Angel looks like a goth.

LOL

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Angel hates annoying songs

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Where Angel goes, trouble follows.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Angel loves Buffy.

EPIC WIN!

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Angel eats monsters.

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Angel has a son.

Uhh, no 😛

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Angel is a centerfold.

 

[xfivebyfive]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Katie needs a shrink - how rude lol.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Katie looks like she's been drugged. - Google just doesnt like me

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Katie hates the world. - I do not lol

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Katie goes to Tokyo.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Katie loves the kittens. - aw I do love kittens

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Katie eats a potato bug. - Ewww
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CXb-cfMhEQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CXb-cfMhEQ[/ame]

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Katie has something in her closet. :S

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Katie is a beerpong champion....not very good but the first one was terrible lmao "Katie is a filthy b...."

 

[TheChosenTwo]

LOL I love this

Huh? My name doesn't show anything. Is "Renée" so uncommon?

 

[Tome]

Rofl this is hilarious, here what I got:

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Tom Needs to Worry More About Staying Out of the Big House than Staying in the House of Representatives

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Tom looks like hes gonna molest jen hahaha(UGH!)

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Tom Hates Delta Airlines Dot Com.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Tom Goes to the Mayor

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RJlhE2-0Y8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RJlhE2-0Y8[/ame]

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

TomEatsJenCooks: Restaurant Review

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Tom has 12015982 friends.

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_02xkxaiL9k"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_02xkxaiL9k[/ame]

 

[Connor Holtz]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

"Brandon needs to f*** off ..." Not very nice if you ask me.. 🙁

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Brandon looks like a 20pound emo punk in an ugly Superman wannabe suit.

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

... no the reason Brandon hates the Cardinals so much is 2 years in a row the cardinals accused the reds of not rubbing the baseballs with dirt ...

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfDzUS8NOhs"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfDzUS8NOhs[/ame]

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Brandon loves Jennifer

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Brandon Eats
... Thoughts on food, the people who make it and the people who grow it (local and otherwise).
Brandon Eats

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrpY_PvCscQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrpY_PvCscQ[/ame]

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Brandon is a city in southwestern Manitoba, Canada.

 

[Washburne]

LOL I love this

Huh? My name doesn't show anything. Is "Renée" so uncommon?

Here you go.


1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Renee needs to gain weight.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Renee looks like... Melanie Griffith?

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Renée hates the house she's renting.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Renee goes rogue.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Renee loves space boy Billy Corgan.

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Renée eats this soup every day and whenever she gets hungry.

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Sexy-in-sweats Renee has her hands full.

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Renee is of the most amazing people you will ever meet.

 

[caitaintdead]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Caitlin needs to grow and develop her own sense of style.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

The fact that Caitlin looks like it should be pronounced phonetically as Kaytlin does not make it correct.

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Caitlin hates her uniform

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Caitlin goes out on a date with the man she gave her phone number to

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Caitlin loves sushi food.

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

caitlin eats people.

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

caitlin has chicken pox

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

caitlin is a retard (facebook group)............

 

[msfantastico87]

My name isn't coming out, and my name is definitely not uncommon. Joann. I tried changing the spelling to Joanne but not much would come out =/ sucks because this looks like fun

 

[VisionGirl]

This was a blast!

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Stephanie needs some help. Look at those pants!

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Stephanie looks like Audrey Hepburn.

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Stephanie hates Jericho [ooh my boys will love that!]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkow4RXjY-0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkow4RXjY-0[/ame]

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Stephanie goes commando [bwa-hah-hah!!!]

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Stephanie loves Twilight. [uh, no.]

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Stephanie eats Chicago [it's an actual blog, and not by me! even though i am originally from the Chicago-area]

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Stephanie has a baby. [now they're talking about my real life]

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Stephanie is a Barbie Girl [LMFAO!]

 

[This Year's Girl]

Ok, so I tried to do this, but I guess I don't have a name that is written about in english enough, 'cause almost nothing came up. I guess I can do it in swedish, but I don't have the energy to translate right now, even if it would take very little time, lol

 

[Washburne]

If people don't want to post their names it's of course totally ok to post the answers you get without adding the name in your post.

hihi thanks. Maybe I should have lost the accent on the "e" 😉

Not sure that you had got the same answers that way but I kept it, so that's what the answers is based on. Answers without it came up anyway.

 

[msfantastico87]

Thanks to Washburne for finding some of my answers lol

"Joann needs to conserve her energy for herself and Larissa, and we ask that you keep your visits brief."

JoAnn looks like a women... or is a man?! Just joking. 🙂

joann hates him alot

JoAnn goes out of her way to make sure you are taken care of!

Joann LOVES SasuSaku.

JoAnn eats fish but not poultry or meat and prefers pasta, rice and bean dishes .

Joann has conducted more than 250 searches over the course of her career.

Joann is represented as a "Nutritionist".

 

[GIRismyhero]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Greenlee needs to get back to his old self.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
What does Greenlee Field looks like? (Field is not my last name, FYI)

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Do you like Rebecca Budig as Greenlee?

I guess that's what I get for sharing a name with a soap character...

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Greenlee Gazette goes Mac.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Greenlee had her sights on winning back her ex, Scott Chandler.

Another match with the fictional Greenlee from All My Children...*Sigh*

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
What Happens in Vegas: Rush Limbaugh Eats Local FM Station

From the Greenlee Gazette.

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in Google search:
Greenlee has developed a new 4000 lb. cable puller.

Look at me, all technical and stuff...

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:
Greenlee is proud to add the new 24" & 30" Long Auger Bits to the Holemaking Product Line.


So basically I share a name with a fictional character from All My Children, a newspaper and some kind of company...Fantastic.

 

[Emzzie]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Emily needs to get her tortillas. (Well I do like tortillas! 😛)

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Emily looks like a man (Why thank you Google)
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy_4pl03jI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy_4pl03jI[/ame]

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Emily hates you. (haha, well thats nice)

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Emily goes wild.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Emily loves to bounce. (True Dat! 😀)

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Emily eats monsters. (Haha definitley)

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

My friend Emily has a third nipple. (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. WHA? 😀 No joke, its the first thing that came up!)

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Emily is a robot lifegaurd that floats. (ok....😛)

This is so much fun! 😀 hehe

 

[TheVoid68]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Oliver! needs more of a twist.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

That's what I look like, apparently.

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Apparently the chef hates the EU. I don't, for the record.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Through this search, I learned of a swimming pig. I genuinely feel that there is no earthly way my time could have been better spent.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

I love my cat tunnel.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sM6mm1kQiY[/ame]

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

First result - Sheep's penis.

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Oliver-Has-Something-Pamela-Edwards/dp/1897073526"]I have something to say[/ame]!

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Well isn't that nice.

 

[randiann]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Randi Needs to loosen up a bit

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Randi looks like those Wheel of Fortune contestants who lost because they hit “Bankrupt” twelve times over the course of the half-hour and says, “I had a lot of fun, Pat,” at the end of the game.

This may be my favorite

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Randi hates White people

Apparently I'm racist now.


4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Even when Randi goes off the topic of politics, she still sounds NUTS.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
randi loves tyler

Who is this Tyler??? I had to type in "Randi loves" because there is apparently someone named "Randi Love" who loves facebook, twitter, myspace, etc. etc.

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
The first one is REALLLY innappropirate. I can't post that here. Or anywhere. Or say those words out loud.

Second one: Randi Eats Bug Buffet

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in Google search:
Randi had been single all his life and never been involved with women, so far as I know, even informally. I think many people had suspected it for a long time. I certainly did.

But frankly, it's none of my business. Not so much that Randi's homo-sexuality is none of my business -- it's that nobody's sexuality (apart from that of close family members, etc.) is any of my business.

Kudos to Randi for coming out, though. For someone of his generation it take guts. Then again, guts is something Randi always had.


Hmm....

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:
Randi is a retired professional magician



So apparently I'm an old, gay, racist, crazy magician who loves Tyler and looks very sad. And I eat big buffets.

 

[Anya2012]

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Natasha needs to break up with that slumbag boyfriend of hers. Do I have a boyfriend I don't know about?

2. Type in "[your first name] hates' in the Google search
Natasha hates people That's rude! I love the people!

3. Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search
Natasha goes to Peru Don't know where that is but it sounds good to me!

4. Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search
Natasha loves The Emmy. 😀 Do I win an Emmy? Go me!

5. Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Natasha Eats Dog Food-ew! No I don't! I don't even own a dog.

6. Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
Natasha has beauty and brains! This is the best one! 😀😛

7. Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search
Natasha is a 12 year old! Um, no I'm not.

 

[buffie]

haha wot a fun game:

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Me needs a share in Hamden

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Me looks like she was more interested in her next feeding!

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Me hates Hollywood - LOL

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Me goes crazy for soccer

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Me loves elmo - 😀 😀 😀

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Me eats PRUNES!

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
Me has many fans worldwide including Kate Winslet (Titanic) - - I WISH!

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:
Me is a 1916 short drama film - - at least is not the Biatch word 😛