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Stranger Things Have Happened- An XF/Buffy Crossover
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Pt 1
Buffy woke up. Nothing unusual about that, every living (and some undead) thing do it every day. But they don't all wake up on a stainless steel table. And they don't have wriggling green hands tapping buttons over her head. Then, like most people who see strange things, she fainted...
"I'm telling you, it was an alien!" Buffy asserted. Willow held Buffy in her arms instinctivly. She looked at her with her usual degree of sympathy.
"You're streesed because of all that's happened to you. Just...let it out on patrol." Willow suggested.
"Fine. I will." affirmed Buffy. She smiled. "What would I do without you?" Willow decided not to anwser that one, but continued to smile.
The vampire jumped at her from behind a garbage can. Shock horror, that thing was like the turnbuckle in WWF.
She delivered a roundhouse kick, it connected. So far, so good. Until she...felt it. She inflated. And then she saw him...
"Greetings, slayer. Don't worry, I won't kill you...yet. Just let you go for a little ride..." Buffy felt herself grow bigger and bigger, yet lighter and lighter.
"HELP?"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stranger Things Have Happened Pt 2
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It was 5am when Willow stumbled on the dumpster Buffy was stuck in. Willow tried to hoist her out, but it was difficult. "You're so heavy." Willow commented then noticed the strange mark on Buffy's neck. A silver fox. Weird.
Meanwhile, on the road from Vancouver...
"All this way to see ' The Balloon Woman'. Honestly Mulder, you should cancel that subscription to the National Enquirer. Men In Black was fictional?!" Scully gave up.
"All fiction sreflect a certain truth" Mulder theorised.
"Yeah, and they sound like one hand clapping" retorted Scully. "Anyway, we're nearly in Sunnydale..."
Back at Buffy's house...
"Who's this?" Buffy greeted the 5'9 brunette suspiciously.
Willow stumbled, looking for the right words to say.
"This is Vibes McAllister, an exchange student from Worlingham, England. She needs somewhere to stay for a while." Dawn quickly filled in.
"Are you guys hiding something from me?" Buffy then saw it...the yellow fox on Vibes' shoulder. "Mumbla fumbla trumbla!" Buffy yelled, before inflating again.
"We have to call Giles!" yelled Willow.
"No, don't. Blumba flumba wumbla" Vibes calmly uttered. Slowly, Buffy deflated.
"W..What's going on?" Buffy paniced.
"I wish I knew" responded vibes.
TO BECONTINUED...
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Stranger Things Have Happened- An XF/Buffy Crossover
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Pt 1
Buffy woke up. Nothing unusual about that, every living (and some undead) thing do it every day. But they don't all wake up on a stainless steel table. And they don't have wriggling green hands tapping buttons over her head. Then, like most people who see strange things, she fainted...
"I'm telling you, it was an alien!" Buffy asserted. Willow held Buffy in her arms instinctivly. She looked at her with her usual degree of sympathy.
"You're streesed because of all that's happened to you. Just...let it out on patrol." Willow suggested.
"Fine. I will." affirmed Buffy. She smiled. "What would I do without you?" Willow decided not to anwser that one, but continued to smile.
The vampire jumped at her from behind a garbage can. Shock horror, that thing was like the turnbuckle in WWF.
She delivered a roundhouse kick, it connected. So far, so good. Until she...felt it. She inflated. And then she saw him...
"Greetings, slayer. Don't worry, I won't kill you...yet. Just let you go for a little ride..." Buffy felt herself grow bigger and bigger, yet lighter and lighter.
"HELP?"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stranger Things Have Happened Pt 2
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It was 5am when Willow stumbled on the dumpster Buffy was stuck in. Willow tried to hoist her out, but it was difficult. "You're so heavy." Willow commented then noticed the strange mark on Buffy's neck. A silver fox. Weird.
Meanwhile, on the road from Vancouver...
"All this way to see ' The Balloon Woman'. Honestly Mulder, you should cancel that subscription to the National Enquirer. Men In Black was fictional?!" Scully gave up.
"All fiction sreflect a certain truth" Mulder theorised.
"Yeah, and they sound like one hand clapping" retorted Scully. "Anyway, we're nearly in Sunnydale..."
Back at Buffy's house...
"Who's this?" Buffy greeted the 5'9 brunette suspiciously.
Willow stumbled, looking for the right words to say.
"This is Vibes McAllister, an exchange student from Worlingham, England. She needs somewhere to stay for a while." Dawn quickly filled in.
"Are you guys hiding something from me?" Buffy then saw it...the yellow fox on Vibes' shoulder. "Mumbla fumbla trumbla!" Buffy yelled, before inflating again.
"We have to call Giles!" yelled Willow.
"No, don't. Blumba flumba wumbla" Vibes calmly uttered. Slowly, Buffy deflated.
"W..What's going on?" Buffy paniced.
"I wish I knew" responded vibes.
TO BECONTINUED...
The Open Philes Forum