New here, looking for a friend!

[WordsFromNerds]

I'm not a bad egg! Promise! Adopt me, please! I only eat rock!

 

[Chosen Enemy]

I want you to be my first!

WordsFromNerds agrees: *Squee!*

So glad to finally become a mom, I never get here on time! I will give you a warm and loving home, with many rocks to eat!
I will PM you right away! 😀

 

[Seeing Red]

Congrats! Chosen Enemy will be a great mommy. 😀

 

[zobothehobo]

Congrats to both of you!