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[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I drove all the way out to Walgreens in Marina del Rey to pick up my medicine. It was pissing rain, dark clouds everywhere, and extremely windy.

Several traffic lights were out, which made things even more risky. This is Los Angeles, where most people drive like idiots in GOOD weather, but when it's raining? Makes absolutely no difference.

Of course, once I got home it cleared right up! 😄

 

[November]

Katy Perry looks like a dancing blow up doll. But I guess thats the point.

 

[NotASlayer]

There were still Easter eggs left at the supermarket and they had even more off! As tempting as it was to buy a £25 egg for £8.75, that is still a lot of money! £1.75 for a £5 egg on the other hand...

The vegetable drawer of my fridge is now full of chocolate. This is a perfectly logical place for it. Chocolate is made from the cocoa bean. The cocoa bean comes from the cocoa tree. Trees are plants. Vegetables are also plants. Therefore, the vegetable drawer is now full of vegetables.

That is my logic and I am sticking to it.

 

[Ethan Reigns]

It's a federal election day here in Canada and I really want to overthrow the government. My local Liberal representative is the kind of guy who could walk in a revolving door behind you and come out ahead of you. When he talks to you, you feel like you have been slimed. We have had enough of Liberal party politics and really need something different.

 

[November]

Mystery power outage hits millions across Spain and Portugal

www.9news.com.au

eep! Do we have any members there? 50 million people is a lot without power all at once!

 

[nightshade]

Mystery power outage hits millions across Spain and Portugal

www.9news.com.au

eep! Do we have any members there? 50 million people is a lot without power all at once!

Yeah, that's a huge area to lose power, and could take up to 10 hours to fully fix.

 

[spikenbuffy]

My cat has 11 years old today, my sweety boy is getting old 🥺💖

 

[Stake fodder]

Wow, the flowers are lovely this spring. The rhododendrons are every possible shade of red from barely-pink to dark purple. I even saw some black tulips! It just cheers me up every time I go outside.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

From latest The Food That Built America episode (A Box of Chocolates)...

Adam Richman: (about guy in mid 1800s) Can you imagine trying chocolate for the first time as an adult? My brain would explode!

@NotASlayer & other choco-aholics! 😉

 

[NotASlayer]

From latest The Food That Built America episode (A Box of Chocolates)...

Adam Richman: (about guy in mid 1800s) Can you imagine trying chocolate for the first time as an adult? My brain would explode!

@NotASlayer & other choco-aholics! 😉

Ah yes, that series I have no idea how to watch in the UK...

😀

 

[Ethan Reigns]

Wow, the flowers are lovely this spring. The rhododendrons are every possible shade of red from barely-pink to dark purple. I even saw some black tulips! It just cheers me up every time I go outside.

You have black tulips? They would be perfect when you propose to @Anyanka Bunny Slayer . Give her black tulips and she will give you her heart. Well, not literally I suppose, but this could change (shorten?) your life.

 

[NotASlayer]

You have black tulips? They would be perfect when you propose to @Anyanka Bunny Slayer . Give her black tulips and she will give you her heart. Well, not literally I suppose, but this could change (shorten?) your life.

It may well be a literal heart, and literally hers. Though it would have had an original owner first...

 

[November]

I just took a fork full of salad, and the grated carrot aimed right up my nostril. I assume thats what its like to get a covid swap. blugh.

 

[November]

Someone carved dick and balls all over the street library. Right under the post office security cameras I hope! I can understand kids doing graffiti, I actually quite enjoy watching the moving art gallery on the side of the grain train bins as they go by, but CARVING penises into the tin and wood is not nearly as tasteful or easy to repair.

 

[Kendar]

I just took a fork full of salad, and the grated carrot aimed right up my nostril. I assume thats what its like to get a covid swap. blugh.

I had my tonsils removed at 32. badly ingrown so I basically have two pits in the back of my throat that can cause me to choke easily, esp. with powdery and small particle food.

Choked a few weeks ago eating a powdered donut. Friends said it looked like I was doing cocaine in reverse.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

You have black tulips? They would be perfect when you propose to @Anyanka Bunny Slayer . Give her black tulips and she will give you her heart.

Yes! Whoever proposes to me should definitely give me black tulips. I was hoping Sean Bean would be the one, but he's already on his fifth marriage. Of course, he'll probably end up getting divorced again. God, I hope so! 😈

Someone carved dick and balls all over the street library.

Obviously it was Dick Roman. It takes balls to commit such a heinous act.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

'ere November said someone carved dick and balls on the street library.

A carving of dick, who is Dick Roman?

Alternatively

Where does November live that has a Library on the street? The library here is part of a line of shop beside the street.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Never eat a lot of food on an empty stomach. Especially when you're stressed and sleep deprived...

🤢

 

[November]

Never eat a lot of food on an empty stomach. Especially when you're stressed and sleep deprived...

🤢

Good advice. It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to figure it out that no eating for days and then eating was worse than eating tiny amounts. Hope you feel better soon.

What are the good streaming services now? I know not all are the same in australia but my mum wants something different from netflix now, so what are the options I should look for?

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Even if your tum is empty why put food on your skin?
Lying flat on your back is not a good thing to do, plus beware using knives or forks.
Who cares if your tum is full or empty as eating on it can be painful.